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Two minute drill ...with Tavaris Jackson

"I don't have a quarterback... but I do have a runningback that occasionally throws shit"

Childress seems intent on proving there's nothing wrong with Tavaris, to the detriment of all else

I don't know how good their other receivers are in the short yard passing game but Berrian isn't in Minnesota for the 4 yard catches. Well he sure as hell isn't making the 40 yard catches

but seriously... with the run game and D as good as they are, they shouldn't be relying on the long pass. A short passing game will suffice.

So we can't trust Booty to take it deep?

so now it looks like Minnesota has inherited Chicago's QB problem, which leads me to wonder how long it takes until we get cries of "Give us Booty!" and "We want Booty!" and so forth

good thing the Packers had about ten opportunities to get a TD

now it's Minnesota's turn to commit stupid penalties, in the end zone even EDIT: Motherfucking A

5 penalties, 48 yards so far

Compared to North Texas and Montana State, yes

oh, AJ Hawk. Remember when he was married to Brady Quinn's sister?

I remember Czech doing a good rip on that way back when they first started doing this (instead of the classic "Joe Schmoe - Fuckhead State" intro), but I can't remember any keywords from it to try and hunt it down on the search engine

Oof, that was painful The game? No, Jared Allen's awful nicknames and delivery thereof also, ripping Matt for his musical preferences

Being the snarker I am, I have a harder time writing about movies I liked and enjoyed (such as TDK) than I do about those that are awful

HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!

They tend to either be very good or very crap, with no middle ground. The one above would be crap since, as Burny said, it's pointing out the joke instead of letting you find it for yourself. The ones I really dislike though are ones that become like their own forum, where someone makes a caption for a caption, and then someone makes a third caption to respond to the second caption, and so on...

Today is the tenth anniversary of McGwire hitting #62

Inspired in an NFL thread when someone, I don't know if it was a network montage or the team itself, used Green Day's "Time of Your Life" as a sendoff for the recently departed Wellington Mara... except the fact that, if you pay attention to the song, it's a horrible song to use as a sendoff/funeral song, yet I've seen it used for that purpose many times since its release Other examples: Using "Every Breath You Take", a song about a stalker, as a wedding song Using "Born in the USA", a song deriding the US gov't, as a patriotic song What else can you think of?

NFL, ESPN and NE fans, all together say "Tom Brady went down? Come armageddon, come... "

Let's go Bulls! Send the Human Planet crashing back to Earth... or something like that Shame I have to wait another week to see how KSU fares against their first real test at Louisville

I drove by the new Colts stadium on my way home from my wedding earlier this summer, and my god was it a gaudy looking facility... and the top down view from this broadcast reveals even more. It's a fuckin barn/warehouse with a tin roof which, of course, also makes it a perfect fit for Indiana

45 minutes into both the FOX and NBC highlight shows and I still have yet to see the Carolina play that I missed

The Panthers have started off well the last two years, only to unravel come November This year will not likely vary from that