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USC and UCLA starting soon... hopefully they cut away from here, even with only two minutes left.

Ron Prince, offensive coordinator, being tabbed by K-State was a stunner. I'll say...

The football analogy works for football

Texas is taking out all their frustrations on Colorado but they won't have anything left when they play USC It'll be like the NFL when a team blows out their opponent in the conference title game then turns around and gets blown out in the SB

"Statement" game, probably

Do you prefer that or your sombrero?

Schwarzkopf vs. McCain... that was pretty cool

On another note, I never know who to go for in the Army-Navy game. Nearly all my friends and relatives who served were in the Air Force

Young is not going ahead of USC's big two.

Seconded

Dama, you might be able to fool most of these people that aren't from this area, but I know 90% of the guys from around here love their cowboy hats. Also, giant belt buckles.

I can believe the other two, but not that

Dude... it's EM:HE... that show has more sob stories, aww moments and group huggery than entire seasons of Full House

What's funny about that is that this decade has been dominated by an originally unheralded QB coming out of college. And a Michigan guy no less (whoo!)

The media still looks at the albatross around his neck from the "lying to Notre Dame" incident

Major is currently the QB coach at Syracuse. Just like his playing time, Simms was essentially drafted on name alone. He hasn't exactly lit up the NFL (237 att 139 comp 6 TD 8 INT). I had to laugh a couple weeks ago when everyone was making a big deal that he had a big game against the Redskins, then he turns right around and doesn't do shit in the following two games.

Aside from hating Texas and wanting to see them away from the title game, I also want them to lose so the BCS has another year of chaos

Shit, Colorado had a good drive going but Texas forced a fumble

*stomp stomp clap. stomp stomp clap* YOU ARE YOU ARE DEAD TOO!

The prime example being the 2001 Big 12 title game, where Simms tossed three or four picks and they were down by 20 before Brown yanked his ass and Major led them within 2 before losing. Good times, good times

Back to the Simms/Applewhite time period: Did the sports media point out the whole "Applewhite is better than Simms but Simms plays more because of his name" thing, or did they kind of ignore it since Phil is a big name both as a former player and current media guy? I don't remember which way it went.

And that comes from pitching only one inning last year

I demand Gabriel and Dama fight to the death for the title of "TSM Hoss" (and my own personal amusement)

Getting crushed under a bus will do that