Slayer

Teddy Roosevelt had two speeds: Walk and Kill.

*blades*

"I lub drugs..."

Thankfully idiocy and toolness transcend race

Guess this means I can express my Japanese and Arabic sides all at once ?おطُوて あの らبَいسَで たッり ど にنَّهُた~!

Don't mind her, she's having one of her shared moments

I went to see the other pictures, hence why I expressed disappointment at her use the word "naked"

That's being fairly lenient with the word "naked"

As for the possible "what if" scenarios (USC and/or Texas losing), Stewart Mandel wrote his feelings on the matter

Ding It's good to know that a hatred of Notre Dame can unify all college football fans here at TSM.

Standing eight-count

The North has only "sucked" the last two years, attributed mostly to the two top tier programs at Nebraska and KSU falling off the map. Plus don't forget about Colorado, which has won the North four times this decade, along with a conference title in 2001 which they got by beating (dun dun dun) Texas. I know they backdoored their last two division titles, but it's still something to consider

He's suffered enough

Link! Second to last line As I said elsewhere, I thought they had eased off in the wake of she-who-can-not-be-named, but apparently I was wrong So what exactly were the V-chips and ratings systems for, anyway?

"Flag on the moon... how'd it get there..."

Haha

Dear Strongbad, How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

That's about the only notable NSBM band though Most black metal that I know of isn't racist. Anti-Christian, yes. Racist, no. Also, Dimmu Borgir rocks, so there.

Hey, she looks under 2 years old!

It was a dark and stormy night...

Bathory

Also, you were a beagle puppy that grew up into a bloodhound?

Dogs can't comprehend color photography