Slayer

That one month you turned HD into Shock Porn Central was more than sufficient

Leena's Torn Hymen

Don't get as in don't get the music itself, or don't get why they're so popular? For me, Radiohead would fit the former, while Oasis would fit the latter

I've never liked "You Can't Always Get What You Want"

There's a whole board devoted to that topic. I don't mean like that... I mean like "fava beans and a nice chianti" eat.

That makes me think about how there should be a tag team of two economists calling themselves "Supply and Demand"

I've seen pictures of him and think he's at least a good throwback to the days when a lot of wrestlers looked like regular beer-guzzling guys from down the street.

That would be Porky Orton. You suck

If our state would actually teach evolution, we'd be in the top ten

Whoo...

Better strike while the iron is cold

Apparently VX needs to go back to NFL History 101

This would all end if the WWE made him Shitcanned-y Orton That's my last one

He can come through a TV and grant wishes as Belldandy Orton

Randy becomes a fat luchadore and calls himself El Grandy Orton

Moses freed the slaves and led them to the Promised Landy Orton

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight; Starland Vocal Bandy Orton

Have him fight frontier Indians and become Custer's Last Standy Orton

Have him commit the same crime repeatedly and call him Modus Operandi Orton

Randy reprises Mark Henry's sex addict character and becomes Randy Orton

Randy takes over a radio station and becomes Andy Travis Orton

Bruce will have your soul

Unicron: I have summoned you here for a purpose. Megatron: Nobody summons Megatron. Unicron: Then it pleases me to be the first. Welles also did voice work for a couple Manowar albums in his final years.

Not really understanding your foreign (and therefore scary) parliamentary system, will there be a PM change soon?