Slayer

Dama without steroids is tempermental enough, I don't want to imagine him in roid rage

It's the same distance the other way, you know BTW it's 5 hours to where you are. 3 hours only gets me to KC, and I'm don't plan on visiting Rob, Coat or Y2Jerk

I was hoping people would ignore this thread so it would slowly creep its way off the first page

That's really partial the media's fault. Once they saw no more dead, they stopped caring. It's annoying having to hunt down the new stories now cause they have been buried like 10 pages deep or further back. Dead... buried... get it?

We'd know what your parents were smoking

I still find it funny that a lot of people think "Born in the USA" is a "rah rah go America!" song

Do you have the Angle/Rock splice interview or Rock in Toronto?

Hey, a walking trash can! *dumps garbage into the Dalek*

Bob, grow a moustache

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I take this back

Where did that "naked" family pic come from? The b/g makes it look like they're supposed to be the "human exhibit" at a zoo

Yay for butterface...

It would be funnier if the teacher played muted trumpet music while the kid stripped

...at least Laz's interpretation was somewhat plausible

godthedog is not being his godthedoggiest

Walt Disney elementary? Sounds like one of those joke schools, like Tom Landry Middle School from King of the Hill or James Woods High School from Family Guy

Potatoes are probably the least healthy vegetable out there

"Aw shucks..."

"Shawn Michaels refuses to job because he is sad..."

As an ironic joke, I tried to convince my friend to use EBYT as a song for his wedding (knowing that it was about a stalker). He didn't fall for it though.

One step away from Vince masturbating in the middle of the ring

I can laugh in turn when it's cold comfort for the Bears (or maybe Lions) to be the NFL's answer to the Padres and then quickly get killed by a much better wild-card team from the East or South