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Such is your legacy

We already have a porn folder

Encarnacion makes up for his earlier gaffe with a 3-run walkoff homer

while driving around for work I listened a good portion of the game on the radio and Rogers had the Royals in control for most of the game but something happened (which I missed) and the Tigers fell apart late in the game. I had to chuckle a little bit given the Tigers sexy pick status and the Royals being, well, the Royals, but definitely too early to hit the Cartman button

Hey, they have an oven in the clubhouse

Does the PM throw out the first ball at the Skydome?

Like him or hate him, he's always a great choice for the first pitch. That's his last one, too Which candidate has the best curveball?

Watched some of the Booyah special on the new Nationals park, where a Nationals spokesman talked about how this was the start of a new era, something big... of course, the Pirates probably thought the same thing when they opened PNC also, great heel heat for Bush

Western Kansas is also largely KSU territory, with all the agriculture industry I was glad to be rid of Roy when he left, but when KU fans started their bitch-fest during his title run a few years ago, I began actively supporting him

Unfortunately now I have to look forward to a week of KU fans re-bitching on the local sports radio show about Roy and his departure

All four #1s... bo-ring I hope UNC beats the shit out of KU

Oh shit, he's got the Snuke

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True, yes, but in a day and age where many parents seem to refuse admission to being bad parents even after, say, Junior done went and shot up his schoolyard, I tend to have a healthy amount of skepticism regarding many parents' evaluation of their own abilities

also, apparently I'll wind up being the Benoit of TSM

Because if you were a bad dad, you would admit to it... right?

Thanks for giving us John Mellencamp, Hoosier dick

I didn't know Ill moved The Pit server to Indiana

I can't muster hate for Jeff Weaver anymore. The statement was "who I hated three-and-a-half years ago", not "who I hate right now"

I'll admit now I was wrong about the rocket on the launchpad Although with Smarkipedia we did see a fresh-faced kid get ravaged with cancer

the whole exchange after that was quite amusing

The Midwest contingent is the best part of that board