Slayer

I know we're all latent homosexuals here at TSM, but do we have to keep using the blowjob metaphor?

If you go back to his early time at ESPN, or if you've seen footage of him before his ESPN days, you know Stuart Scott used to be a normal talking guy until he decided he needed to be the voice of the "brothas". Funny thing is, most "brothas" I know can't stand his superficial act.

Re: The difference between Carroll as NFL head coach vs. college coach I remember an interview he did about halfway through his first season ('01) where he talked about how he loved coaching college way more than NFL because he liked to have fun and be a fun guy and that the NFL was too serious for him while college was allowing him to be himself. I don't think he would (or should, personally) go back to the NFL.

Which means he's also half white

"Now, let us thank the Lord for this magnificent crystal cathedral, which allows us to look out upon His wonderous creation! ... Gaze down at God's fabulous parquet floor! Eyes on the floor... still on the floor... always on God's floor."

Nice to know all my cattle mutilation searches were logged

Says the Canadian </tongueincheek> I'm also a winter man.

You could always start up a friendship with Barron, since you both have abhorrent taste in women

You waste far too many words defending yourself on a wrestling message board

Just because Kotz is gay doesn't make you any less gay.

What's an "Ashlee Simpson fan"?

The Central Valley (specifically, San Joaquin and the Fresno area) Not everything in California revolves around LA, you know.

Add salt and spices to taste Serves 5

If it's a voluntary ban, can Dama come back at a later time?

One more touchdown by USC and it's Super Bowl XXIV

I will first admit that I have a bias against big cities, but I've always found the hype about SoCal to be so damn overrated after having been to LA/SD twice in my lifetime. Northern Cal or the Valley might be to my liking though

All I have to say right now is Fuck I'm sticking with this one to the end though

So much for Reagan's 11th Commandment

If anything, the Patriots get the opposite of blown by the sports media. Tom Brady has been a veritable wunderkind in his first four years with two Lombardis and two SB MVPs, but he never gets mentioned in the same breath as the almighty Manning. On top of that, Kurt Warner got shitloads of media rimjobs during his comparable hightime a couple years ago.

What is this Pats blowing of which you speak? All the AFC talk I've heard the last few weeks has been Colts and Steelers, Colts and Steelers, Manning, Manning, Manning, Colts and Steelers... "Who the hell are the Patriots?"

Does that mean boxing isn't a sport? But at least boxing has other means of winning relating to the competitors themselves (KO or TKO).

I would say Randy Savage's Electric Cowboy outfit constitutes "non-traditional" wrestling attire

The thing I like about Alf is...

That's what I did when facing the same situation Agent doesn't believe it will look any better... and looking at his pics, I'm inclined to believe him

I don't foresee much from the Steelers in the playoffs. Cowher's always been a "so close yet so far" coach, and I think this season will proliferate that label.