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We could go back to stonings and crucifiction. Rocks and the crosses are reusable and cheap. On a semi-related note, I'm all in favor of public executions. The halftime show at the Super Bowl should feature at least three sociopaths getting hanged, fried, or shot. Lethal injection just doesn't make for good TV, though the gas chamber might be OK if the chap inside it twitches and convulses a lot. I'd rather them be beheaded, and have the heads roll into one of 5 numbered holes so that the people can gamble on which hole the head will roll into. Decapitation Plinko!

And with good reason I'd take her over Jennie Finch or Anna Pornakova (the two previous Page2 winners) any day

That wasn't his fault, Paul tricked him

Too much IDRM meta-commentary

Too much IDRM and Banky circle-jerking

Seconded. His facial expressions on and off the field made me give him the nickname of "Mr. AwShucks" And while I've never cared for him as a player, he does make some good commercials. "Cut that meat! Cut that meat!" "Your defense is offensive!" Randy Orton is probably a long lost Manning sibling... Sensible...

I was referring to geography, not demographics Also, the great plains are the midwest, as far as I'm concerned. I can't fathom calling any state east of the Mississippi River (like Illinois or Indiana) "midwest"

It's time for a CFL game

Modern midwest = mid 19th century west Being an almost lifelong Kansan, I feel a small connection with the states cowboy history. I've never worn the boots though...

Seconded. His facial expressions on and off the field made me give him the nickname of "Mr. AwShucks" And while I've never cared for him as a player, he does make some good commercials. "Cut that meat! Cut that meat!" "Your defense is offensive!"

How could I forget "The Reason"... quite possibly the most boring song I've ever heard, both musically and lyrically.

I'd call anything not a BCS bowl as a minor bowl Hell, you could really call anything that isn't the title game a minor bowl

Solution: Get rid of the lawyers

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**1/2 Too many chops?

After a strong intro late last year, I dropped off the map a little in early '04 after an extended XMas vacation, then came back in force over the summer, then dropped off again when school started and my long distance g/f moved to town. So, really, I never did live up to my posting potential

If you say "Ban Agnes" in a mirror five times, he'll appear and ban you

That sounds like commie talk ...I suppose I should make an on-topic post here Go Sooners. Represent the Big XII and beat those SoCal bastards

Say that five times while looking in a mirror

Ouch Unfit for TV indeed

I used to love Romano's stand up act as well as his appearances on Dr. Katz, but, as with most comics who move to sitcoms, the transition of the material from routine to sitcom = teh suck. Although, I must admit, I'm biased against most canned sitcoms as it is. Plus, the wife is a bitch.

Just have everyone walk around naked. Then you know they're not concealing weapons... unless they're utilizing their hinder holster

I think we all know who Dama really likes