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  1. Slayer

    Report: Pedro Martinez signs with the Mets

    Edited for accuracy This coming from Mr. I only brought the hat to ride the bandwagon but will return the hat because it's "too big" after the series is over. the "edited for accuracy" joke has got to be getting up there with all the other lame, old, tired jokes that get thrown about this forum... Agreed +1 Also, like MiB said, I'm not believing anything until I see/hear some official sources
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    Cuntfaced Bryant's at it again

    A WHITE MAN DID IT
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    Now that MikeSC is gone...

    See, thats what the fuck I mean. Why for the FUCK everytime a BLACK man does something first, here comes ol' whitey doing it after him and getting all the credit for doing it first. Says the man who stole Fooster's act
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    NFL Week 14

    His interim tenure on the field wasn't that long. He took over (from TE coach) as interim when Denny was fired with one game left in the '01 season (which I didn't agree with, but that's another post) where he had to coach a Spurgeon Wynn-led team (Culpepper and 2nd string Todd Bauman were both injured) against the playoff-bound defending SB champion Ravens. They didn't do to well (losing 19-3), but then again, that was the story of that season. In the offseason I was a bit surprised that he was retained and made head coach, but I don't recall how strong the coaching class of '02 was, either. The irony is that last year the line was horrible (giving up 200 yard games to Ahman Green, Tiki Barber and LT) while the secondary was good (most INTs in the NFL). This was an anomaly season though, as a tough line with porous secondary has been the norm for the last decade. At least the Colts benefit from good coaching, something Minnesota hasn't had since Denny left. Time will tell, but if Tice misses the playoffs again, he's as good as done (though I think he should have been fired for the Arizona debacle last year)
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    Will Dave Chappelle

    Don't forget his first film role in Robin Hood: Men in Tights "A black sheriff?!" "It worked in Blazing Saddles!" That was the first time I remember seeing him. The second time was in '95 when he had a series of appearances on Comedy Central's urban comedy show whose name escapes me, and that's when I got hooked on his comedic stylings.
  6. Just another "kid gets kicked out of school for having something resembling a weapon but not really" case. While not as inane as the expulsions for a plastic lunch knife or a 1 inch long GI-Joe toy gun, it still shows where we are as a society right now Ironically, school officials will be so busy looking for faux weapons like these that they'll probably overlook when a kid brings in an actual weapon.
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    NFL Week 14

    Tice should be gone at the end of the season, playoffs (in spite of him) or no playoffs (which would definitely warrant firing) This team has the talent to be a 14-2 top NFC contender, but his coaching is holding them back. Evidence from yesterday's game included the "challenge for 1st down on 3rd down" and calling for a Randy Moss flea-flicker near the end of the game... I'm getting tired of this. Vikings beat the Lions in Minnesota a couple weeks ago and Game 2 at Detroit is next week. If they lose that one, I'll pretty much concede the season
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    Are you gay?

    Agent is clearly catcher material
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    My sister stole and sold my N64 collection

    I am disappointed by the lack of an "I buried her in the backyard" post from Mr. Young
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    My sister stole and sold my N64 collection

    Too much whining, not enough vengeance
  11. I think Ruthie got naked in a recent episode ...I could be wrong though
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    NFL Week 13

    I can solve this in a few simple words Fuck the Packers AND the Bears Go Vikings Word
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    It's that time of year

    I worship Pan, the Goat God. He stole my sock, that goat bastard
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    It's that time of year

    Christmas interferes with my worshipping of Baal Where's the Baal love?
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    NFL Week 13

    No one understands me. That's where all the problems in my life stem from.
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    What do you look like...

    Is that a nuclear explosion in the b/g?
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    NFL Week 13

    Nice try, I've seen your pic...
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    NFL Week 13

    We'd just move on to using the Lions as the BUTT of our jokes. Seriously, we don't care about the Vikes anywhere near how we care about the Bears. It is the NFL's oldest rivalry so yeah I would hope Packers fans care more about the Bears in the negative way. Although I'm a bit biased as a Vikings fan, I fail to see any steam in the Packers-Bears rivalry... for one thing, in the time that I've been watching Minnesota (since '92), let's see how many playoff teams those three have fielded. Minnesota - 8 Green Bay - 9 Chicago - 2 That's why I don't see any strength in that rivalry anymore. Hell, Detroit's been to more playoffs (5) in that time period. Wait, why? Please explain. I still haven't received a response. Mexicans don't get responses Plus they'd look funny and out of place in Green Bay (which is what he was going for, I believe)
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    Marvin Harrison signs $67M extension

    BUZZ. Aside from his lone SB year, Marino also reached the AFC title game the next year in '85 and also in '92. What's funny is that both times he lost to a WC team from his own division (Pats in '85, Bills in '92)
  20. I've seen the Kawada/Misawa matches from the later 90's, but I could never for the life of me find the '94 match through any of my P2P channels
  21. Fun With Weapons, Up the Down Steroid, Passion of the Jew and PreSchool were all good eps from this season
  22. Well, I thought SP was pretty funny, at least The climax of the hour for me though was the end of DT when the insectoid pulls the pizza prank.
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    DIMEBAG DARRELL SHOT ONSTAGE IN COLUMBUS, OH

    Count me in that group I've only been a moderate fan of Pantera over the years, but the news still sucks... Now the question is: What does this do for future concerts (of any sort)?
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    The OAO Mystery Science Theater 3000 Thread

    The host segments that have always stuck out in my head are the "Film Ventures opening movie credits" bit from Cave Dwellers and the "5000 Men and Monster Fighting Kit" segment from Gamera vs. Barugon
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