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Wow, people are actually (indirectly) defending INXS and C-Bacon? Interesting C-Bacon I can pass on, just because I can skip over his posts without being annoyed too much. INXS falls into one of two categories (both of which lead to the same consequence): 1. He is Kevin Malton/hunger4unger, a PBP. I believe this because for the longest time he had a pic in his avatar. Out of curiousity I checked out the pic and it belonged to the rather ugly Kevin Malton (aka unger). I would presume INXS put that pic up because it was his own pic, thereby admitting he's Malton/unger. If not, I would wonder why the hell he would put some random nobody's ugly mug in his av, but that's another question. Consequence: PBP = re-banning 2. He's not unger. Just to allow for this possibility in case I am wrong, he's still caused nothing but problems for the last couple of months and contributes nothing to the board save some strange form of amusement to particular CE folk, although he annoys me greatly. Consequence: Ban under the Choken One Rule (if ever there was a time to use it...)

You forgot an important part. The laugh, you can't have a quote without the laugh. "Students from Chad, your country has changed it's name to Doctor Death, because the chicks seem to dig it. HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

So is it actually "Snisky" (without 't')?

I watched the pilot to that. At the end they fought a giant spider that was so horribly designed... I never watched another episode.

Seconded I'd like to see FIFA (hell, any major sports body) try to shut up 50K+ people at once The only punishment I could see is if they take away home games from that team, but 1) I think it would create even more problems and 2) given how Euro-football fans are, I don't think that'd be a very smart move anyway

I don't get it either. These guys must have nerves of steel. And the free time of an unemployed

True Colors I don't remember who the first dad was, but the second dad was Cleavon "BLACK SHERIFF~!" Little, who died not long after the show went off the air, and the white grandma was the Bounty woman... who also died not long after the show went off the air As for the original post, Simpsons and In Living Color were not first-run shows on Fox... the first-run shows from '87 that most people would remember are MWC, 21JS and Tracey Ullman I dunno if that was a Fox show, but it ruled for the theme song alone "This is the theme to Garry's show..."

Hah, not only does Spurrier not go back to Florida, but he goes to a division rival

I'm still laughing at the combination of thread title with the first sentence in the second post

"This is Loss McLosserson, reporting..."

I, for one, never got into the "reality" show fad, largely because there's hardly anything real about it. Most basic human interaction, even in such wacky and far-out (haha) situations, borders on the banal, which wouldn't translate well onto the small screen. So how is this fixed? Injection of artificial drama "Okay, you two pretend to hate each other, and you two pretend to have an affair, and you two act like you're going to stab this guy in the back, got it?" I think there are some parts that are just as scripted as your run-of-the-mill sitcom Reality show actress: "Fuck you you fucking piece of fucking.... umm.... line?" Director: "Shit." RSA: "Yeah, you fucking piece of fucking shit!"

ESPN is becoming MTV circa 1995

Only in a perfect world...

Bob lives in Canada, so it's really 50 cents

Hell no

Who wants to explain the Barron Red Sox hat story?

But really, no discussion of the Campbell-era Oilers would be complete without discussion of the greatest Oiler of all time Billy "White Shoes" Johnson~!

Earl Campbell was the man Unfortunately, time has not been kind to him, and more notably not kind to the long-term injuries from his bowl-em-over style

I didn't know one of the Gumbels posted here

As I understand, Europeans attend fewer church services than Americans. Well, I was referring moreso to quantity more than quality.

The Power Glove death is equally the best and worst use of product placement in a movie (that I have ever seen)

This wasn't really that funny the first time it was posted, either

Southampton is a shithole and your side will be relegated come spring. Also you're a bastard and stuff. Chelsea is going to win the premiership :-D Oh no you didn't!

I'm guessing there was more than that one thread in classics? (this was before my time)

There were about five different threads of me vs. him in the VG folder