Slayer

Hey fuckers, you can have your neo-morality, just don't let it get in the way of my entertainment because you want everyone to share in your "moral enlightenment"

The only good thing about the Spike VGA show last year was that it was preceded by an all-day MXC marathon Wonder if they'll do that again

Where is "up here"?

Eviscerate the proletariat!

When I hear that commercial, I imagine this lame 45 y/o guy looking in a mirror and seeing his equally lame 20 y/o self dressed up not unlike "Leisure Suit Larry" Face it, there's some things even Viagra can't help you with

Going back to the worst commercials as of late (inspired by my listening to the radio this morning) I'm tired of all the Viagra and artificial testosterone (e.g. Testosene or whatever) commercials on the radio and TV ("Wild Thing"?) While I know it's a situation I may have to face some day, I do not want to hear about 40-50 year old men rediscovering their sexual vigor.

Speaking of Africa, here's one that's baffled me: People from Nigeria are Nigerians, but what are people from Niger? Nigers? I dunno...

That Pepsi Twist commercial from a couple years ago was pretty funny. It had a black dude but damned if I remember who it was, and he was with Hallie Eisenberg. I only remember bits and pieces, but the end made me laugh *shilling* Hallie: "...but I'm not really Hallie Eisenberg *unzip* I'm Halle Berry" Guy: *gets "mhmm" look on face* *more shilling* Halle: "But I'm not really Halle Berry *unzip* I'm Barry Bostwick!" Guy: "...who's Barry Bostwick?" *Barry just shrugs*

That's an honor accorded to very few people, you know

Nevermore's s/t album is one of my top 10 favorite metal albums ever

I might have to drive down to survey the damage And then laugh

I can't wait to see the mushroom cloud coming out of your head if they lose

Unless they end up losing to ISU *snicker*

I think we know now why Edwin is an English major

IIRC, they did it to make Stone Cold Austin (at ringside) break character and crack up, and Foley said Austin had his head buried in his arms on the apron from hiding his laughter at the match.

Winnie nowadays She also got her degree in math. Double hawtness.

hawtness

Sometimes he shuffles them

BOOOOOOO

Minnesota can make the playoffs Winning in them will be another matter though

PNC?

If it matters anything to you Mr. Animal, I don't hate you, I just don't believe that you're a real living person.

I like the new commercials for...well, I don't remember what they're for, but it's the one with Peyton Manning "Cut that meat! Cut that meat!"

Both are pretty funny, though the simplicity of the second one made me laugh a bit more (since I imagined it in a more comical "hit him with a mallet" scenario) Actually, imaging a fairly lanky Matthew Lillard lookalike with a blonde skullet makes the whole damn thing funny

That's enough out of you, Agent BTW, it was the Civil War, not Revolutionary... And yes I imagine you don't give a shit about that, Inc