Slayer

I'll help

EHME has all the vocabulary and insult depth of a high school sophomore, which is no doubt impressive in his own social circles but fails everywhere else

Good to see a return to normalcy

He has a ring, so such statements are forgivable now

I'd like to punt, pass and kick one into those girls' end zones

Darren Sproles, former K-Stater. Fuckin awesome

Wait, don't you hate the Colts?

Face it, if one is a hater of media hype ("slobbering", I believe they call it), then this remaining postseason is just a nightmare, whether it be the Perfect Pats, AwShucks looking for a repeat, Farvah riding into the sunset, Romophelia or even Manning's Brother. The only inoffensive team remaining is the Chargers

LOL, indeed

Thank goodness the NFC Title game isn't at Lambeau next week ...unless the Giants win, in which case, fuck

Ceteris parabus, if I didn't hate the Packers, I'd prefer to see the NFC Title game at a wild snowy outdoor Lambeau than the sterile quasi-indoor Cowboy Stadium

These tournaments tend to bring out the worst in some people, but that's part of the appeal

You cad

I went to bed at 12:30 this morning and woke up at 6:30. This thread hadn't even been posted when I left and it already has 30 posts Anyways, it already gets hard to write good captions that don't devolve into "sorry X, I like Y better" when the shit gets weeded out Indian Basic Silk Milky - MIB is good, but Milk is Milk (it is what it is) Agent - If he wins he's gonna blast Stratovarius at his victory parade Venkman - I haven't seen an Ontarioan Civil War like this since the Rudo-Curry MMA bout/knife fight KKK - Two kidneys are greater than one Help I'm The Rock NYU - The noose broke once. Will the second time be the charm? 909 - Koh-ab alternates between doing alright and trying to hard Slayer - A rematch of the Final Four from two years ago. Where're your gimmicks now Treb - Treb would have nothing to say about this, and neither do I Counterculture Beat Czech - sorry X, I like Y better Kinetic - In his honor I'm, putting punctuation where; it doesn't belong? Vitamin X - He'll be unstoppable when the Mexican vote finally kicks in Barron - I like EHMEl Dandy, but again, I need to feel better about last year. Think of it as a strength-of-schedule thing Pullmyfingerhuhhuh Kreese - Even though Lushus will probably flop his way through the bracket Inc - Some of us still remember how it used to be. There were concerts in the park... People seemed to laugh more then. Al Keiper - Wins the battle against Al Keiper-Lite Smues - I still like Smues

Note the conspicuously absent face

So, how does it feel to have my own personal RantHalen

Wait, I get it now. Okay, I see the light. Socksquatch is the greatest poster ever (so I'm told)

You know who was a really good gimmick poster? That socksquatch gimmick. He really did that gimmick well. Gimmick gimmick gimmick.

The "Exercising Democracy by Not Voting" ballot Indiana Basil Salt Region Milky - If this tournament were serious business, he'd be one of the few I wouldn't care about losing to MIB - Luke and I share taste in women, but MIB and I share taste in... okay, I don't know what we share taste in, but I've been a fan of his for awhile now Ripper vs. Ginger Snaps - Oh shit, a black man vs. Jewish woman. Nothing good can come from this. Abstain. Agent - my (abusive) metal brother DrVenkman - Cartman saw one vote against him and withdrew his nomination Canadian Guitarist - Nightwing's a strong ROTY candidate, but I like David Cross in spite of his golf gush, and despite never having actually heard anything about him guitaring Cena's Writer - like 909, didn't start off well here, but matured and grew on me over time CWM - when I was a vote I voted for CWM Help I'm Iraq KKC - TSM's resurgent poster NYU - I like CC, but NYU is a friend and I'm not ready for him to join Hoff in TSM's Gallery of Suicide King - I didn't see his opponent anywhere KOAB - Drunken ellipses barely edges out shock porn I hear on good authority that Slayer is dead Socksquatch - the exclusion of gimmick poster votes ironically helps the gimmick poster Cyber Mark - haha, Mole Treb - He's gonna lurk his way through this tourney Culture Beatdown Czech - AOL names go away Alfdogg - The Milhouse of DMC Kinetic - The most consistent good poster I've ever seen cuntbox - Coin-flipper in the Battle of the High Strung VX - Me gusta Leo, a pesar de ser mexicano. Púrpura mono lavavajillas. YNA - I'm submitting this ballot via funny internet picture EHMElDandy - Coin-flipper in the Battle of Guys Who Used to be on My Radar for All the Wrong Reasons, but Are Okay Now Barron - I said, AOL names go away. Also, I need to feel better about last year. Some Fuckoff Band Bracket Lushus - TSM's answer to the Spurs Kreese - Wait, I thought I was voting for Inc Spiff - shares the same humor, same name (I think) and almost the same bday Edwin - Watch out for the senior vote Alkeiper - The statistics told me I should vote for him Cheech - sharing my name doesn't guarantee votes after all Smues - I like Smues Scroty - "Just kinda there" edges out Mopey Now I know why I didn't vote in these things before

Finally, real news comes back to the CE folder

I stopped paying attention to popular music my senior year of HS (1997). Anything I know after that came from associations with younger co-workers or classmates, of which I've had neither since 2005 The exception to this is fucking American Idol, which I can't avoid that as it creeps onto nearly every radio show I listen to, including sports-talk.

the only R Kelly songs I know are "Bump N Grind" and "I Believe I Can Fly", which shows you how long it's been since I paid attention

Any Given November March Whenever We Fucking Feel Like It You forgot Sunday. Creative Have you considered registering for the TSM NIT

Any Given November March Whenever We Fucking Feel Like It