Slayer

It's not too strong to bite off

Cut off one head and two more will grow in its place

The only Indiana folks I know are Agent, Alf (haha), Cowboy#s and gWIL

Yeah, but I have this thing where I consider every episode after some point in time (usually 1998-99) to occur in some parallel universe totally unrelated to the original good episodes, so I don't count that... Another example would be Comic Book Guy revealing his name

The shoot reason (term which I use for lack of anything better) for that was because Harry Shearer hated doing the Marvin voice

Kinetic's absence (of shame) is explained

If you want to register for the TSM NIT, the table is right over there Head on over

Impatience is unbecoming of champions This is the same mentality that resulted in my losing to Robert Barron last year We must not trap ourselves in such complacency!

Riverfront Stadium 1. 1985, Pete Rose breaks career hit record 2. 1974, Hank Aaron ties Ruth with #714 3. 1972 NLCS Game 5, Bench's two-run walkoff sends Reds to the WS 3. 1988, Tom Browning's perfect game 4. 1970 All-Star Game, Rose-Fosse incident

Good news NYU, you get the top bunk

Maybe Georgia finally has their breakout year after being on the brink of a tantric orgasm for the last five years

Unfortunately there's an unwritten edict in the media that once you get a ring, you're immune from the C-word ever again, even if you demonstrate as much after winning said ring Though given the circumstances of the Luck Buckeyes' 2002 championship, it definitely doesn't shine a favorable light on him

Tressel = Bob Stoops North

what

I just want to see OSU denied another championship

Sorry, Matt

Mainstream: that's what my life's been missing If only I was one of those over-25 year-olds co-opting pop culture meant for kids ten years my junior

so as not to distract from the thread I saw it in, could someone explain the "real talk" meme?

Totally

He was givin' him the business

No "choose your path"? Fuck that

FIRE!

I noticed with Powerball that the cylinders are a lot wider in this version than the older ones, allowing the contestants to make basketball shots rather than having to run right up and slam the ball

I have to laugh at the irony of Eli finally winning a playoff game after Smiley McFumbles retired and then lambasted him