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Another favorite: What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Christopher Reeves after a housefire

^ Another sight-joke to do is make wheelchair motions and then hold arms out in the Superman pose

Agent "Skullet-Wearing Matthew-Lillard-Lookalike" Oblivion ...but this isn't my thread

Good: Can't think of many offhand, but one that sticks out is Ice Cube using "The Message" for "Check YoSelf" Bad: Puff "What's an original beat?" Daddy using "The Message" for whatever song he used it for Really, anything sampled by Puff Daddy, for that matter Janet "The Boob That Launched 1000 Censors" Jackson using "Ventura Highway" for whatever song she used it for Jessica "She's not really dumb, she's ACTING~" Simpson using "Jack and Diane" for whatever song she used it for I think what I'm saying is that these songs were so bad or unmemorable that the only thing that made them stand out was the samples they used

Touché I just thought of him since he admitted to purposely starting whipping post threads because he wanted to be in the Classics folder Which is pretty damned stupid

UTSU hasn't done anything except try to get over by offering himself as a whipping post to the board's smarter denizens, a dubious honor once held by the likes of KJ Brackish and Reshad (note: This is not to be confused with people who "got over" because they were legitimately stupid and deserved to be whipping posts. See also: zacalex, SKBF and hunger4INXS) EDIT: Actually, after reading THIS post, I think the "legit stupid" tag may be better for UTSU

I made this a year or so ago on one of those "fill in the states you've been to" sites, though I've been to the Virginias since then I've also been to Toronto, which is the extent of my "international" travels

Also, if Sharon Osbourne dies before her drug-addled husband and/or kids, there is no justice

Between Caminiti and Reeves and Mariano's two relatives, the reaper must've been pissed this weekend And Nevermortal made me choke on my cereal. Hilarious in that "guilty pleasure laugh" way

Kile played for the Cardinals at the time of his death, though he did play for Houston (and Colorado) earlier in his career, so they probably honored him as well (don't remember if they did) As for Caminiti, his steroid confession wasn't much of a surprise to me, and neither was this

Where?

I want Tritec in Eric Robert's sex chair from Star 80

The states will pass the laws and the fed gov't will say "fuck you" Nothing new here

The Astros must lose for several reasons. We agree on this, but I'm curious to hear your reasons Because when you end your season (and not on a bang, but a whimper, like LA did) you tend to be more concerned with breaking something. Again, they seem to do it well in other pro sports

How come we don't see that more often in baseball? Seems like the losing team always heads off into their clubhouse immediately I know they always shake hands after a hockey series and most of the time after NFL games too... not sure about NBA, but baseball never seems to do it

...not that it matters now I suppose Come on Atlanta, keep things interesting. I don't want a Houston-St Louis NLCS

Did Alfred ever set up the AIM chat? My internet went down not long after I made my request

Hey Albert, do you have a chat up for this?

Touché But ESPN will come to its senses about the same time McMahon does ...maybe there's something in the water up there

"The Dodgers borrowed the thundersticks from their fellow team in Orange County..." 'Cause the Angels sure don't need them anymore

WTF... when I went out to run some errands Seattle seemed to have the game well in hand, and now I find out they lost the game. What happened? Dammit, the last thing we need is a smug Mike Martz thinking he's hot shit again

The Vikings pulled it off, but I am less than pleased with the win

Back to Atlanta, baby

My score updater shows that Houston just tied up on Minnesota Thus demonstrating a big problem with the Vikings... it seems like when they play teams "beneath them", that when they get what they consider a good lead, they stop playing (see also: Arizona last year)

Yeah baby This better go back to Atlanta now