Slayer

So one inning after Fat Rodge leaves, his lead gets blown That is the Astros in a nutshell

I see this echoing the Cubs from last year A big deal will be made (if) because the Astros won their first postseason series ever (like how the Cubs won their first since they actually won a WS), but they'll lose in the NLCS and it's back to Disheartenedville for Houston

I'll put an end to Anglesault's ranting The 2003 WS trophy will forever say "Florida Marlins", not the New York Yankees, no matter how much better they may have been during the regular season and in the AL playoffs And I don't want to see this thread closed

His virginity, in 1985

^ Me too Another reason why I want this is because most of these episodes were horribly butchered in syndication and now we get them whole again

Selective reading works

Because Hollywood celebrities think that since they've acted in some movies that we need to hear about their political activism

Most all the big things I would want have been covered (mostly by DocTom... that makes me feel dirty) Relatively minor things I want: End the fucking "War on Indecency" Change/repeal the Telecomm Act of '96. Bring back competition and diversity to media Change the Digital Millenium Copyright Act. Copyrights are important and updates for the digital age are necessary, but this bill was by far the wrong way to go about it Proclaim Slayer "Lord God and Emperor of TSM" Abolish MTV off the face of the earth... or at least make them air videos most of the time again... and I want diversity in the videos, not 24 hours of divas and "hardcore"

That's why I say almost all his pics look like celebs posing with some Make-a-Wish kid

What, African or European? ...I don't know *catapults into air*

You wouldn't say that in the event of a Cardinals-Astros NLCS, would you?

Though it is the third time in six years I think only Atlanta-Houston is a more recurrent series in the last decade

I asked for two sugars. TWO FUCKING SUGARS. **Throws coffee in Slayer's face** Good thing I can only make cold coffee... but the caffeine is burning my retinas Sure thing. Here's the finish: you hit me with your finisher, I kip up and no sell it, and then I hit you with a chokeslam for the win. I'M A MONSTER, BAH GAWD~! Don't forget to shake his hand after the match to give him a little rub

I would ask him about the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow

Oops

The Metrodome used to be a huge home-field advantage for the Twins (and having attended a Twins game, it's easy to see why) But they haven't won a postseason game there since the '02 ALCS game 1...

KSU-Kansas is over? Stupid scores not updating Argh, I'll never hear the end of this from the KU fans... even though this will inject some new blood into a long dead rivalry (KU's last win came in '92) Also I can take solace in the fact that Nebraska lost by SIXTY points.... Damn that sounds good

If people get sick of this thread, I'll make it my personal playground "No Anglesaults allowed"

I stopped reading Rudo's post when he said "fucking"

I'll grudgingly respect Yankee players, since they do actually play the game Yankee fans (not named Damian Gonzales) can fuck off for all I care

How the hell does a game with two unranked Pac-10 teams get considered for national airing Web updates show KSU has come back and leads 21-17

Eat me

Well, if we actually HAD some Cardinals fans here, for one... I didn't mean on this board. Well then If it's Houston-St Louis, it would be big because of the division rivalry there Not Boston-NY big, obviously, but still big

It's those damn $10 computers. That never gets old And Al, I am definitely up for the AIM chats

West Coast fan has spoken