Slayer

... ... Well, that one went over my head... I'm just gonna stick to calling you Niskie

What in the hell does that mean anyway? I thought it was some kind of l33t-type name, so I pronounce it "Niskie" (weird as it may sound)

But which kind of heat? "We want to pay to see you get beaten" heat (good heat) or "Get the fuck out of the ring" heat (bad heat)? Given the reported reactions to the diva search throughout the duration of the event, I'd say it's the latter And I second DeathBecomesYou as well. Not every man considers supermodels or Playboy models to be the pinnacle of male desire (I certainly don't).

Not at all

Discuss I have Rams-Saints and Texans-Chiefs here.

Kane jobbing would be a surprise?

Angelslayer That was too hard...

The girls and their related segments that make me change my channel for the duration of their airtime is good for the WWE? Funny how that works

The Search for More Money indeed

This mental picture made bust out laughing in the middle of work NY Untouchable is soooo my 82nd favorite TSM poster

It's so monstrous that it crashed your browser That's how monstrous it is

Are you talking about pictures of said girls, or watching said girls live? If you're talking about pictures, given the wealth of pictures of girls willing to drop clothes for a couple bucks or seconds of attention, I can pass on giving my left nut If you're talking about in person, I'd still want to see full nudity and possibly oral sex and definitely a lot more than two girls before we start talking about partial castration here... Essentially, college bikini jello wrestling may have been good jerkoff material when I was 14, but certainly not now

Whenever I watch Ep 2 on DVD, I always skip the Anakin-Amidala scenes That lets you know how I feel Everything else was fine though

If by "cool down" you mean "piss/nachos break" then you're probably right I only like (it for the time being) because it means I can swap over to MNF for ten minutes and not worry that I'm going to miss anything

I, for one, just like mocking him for his attempts to impress a group of strangers on an internet wrestling board with his pictures of OMG partayz and chickz0rs.

Why am I reminded of Luke trying to turn Vader back to the light side?

I thought it smacked of urban legend-ism Next thing you know they'll say that after being raped, they take one of her kidneys and leave her in a tub full of ice

Also, sometime today, on my ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY (thanks a lot Kotz), I got my 4500th post How fitting

You mean you weren't always Brain?

I've been a loyal ATnT customer for 3+ years with no problem until lately, and it is funny you should mention ringtones... Last week I received a letter and coupon from ATnT saying that in appreciation of my customer service, they would upgrade my phone for free (well, free in that I renewed my contract for one year, which isn't a problem to me, since I get extra bennies for being a state employee). In addition I got some other extras for free, including two cards good for $12 from ATnT's ringtone/image/etc store. So after shopping for some polytonic rings that appealed to me, I attempted to purchase them online, only to be told there were technical problems and I couldn't get them. Then I attempted to purchase them through text messaging, and I get a msg back saying that the tones were incompatable with my phone. I call CS and tell them this and was told by ATnT techies that apparently this model (Nokia 6010), in spite of being advertised as a polytonic phone, is apparently incompatable with the ringtones that ATnT has on their website I'm only mildly pissed about this, as it is an otherwise perfectly functioning phone and I didn't pay for the online credits, but I was disappointed as I wanted some cool tones, goddammit. EDIT: Tried it again just for the hell of it, and now it works and I got my tones. Guess they fixed whatever the problem was

Better get this man back on the phone, stat.

Well that was certainly bittersweet...

TSM mourns the loss of UTSU's pictures

Hey look, it's Banky XXIII

According to his profile, it's south Jersey, so people are probably avoiding it anyway