Slayer

What is there to "get"? I don't see anything that would give this away as being a (rather stupid) joke If they are fake, I got fooled, but still, your use of the word "get" just made me laugh

Edited because I dun got fooled

I'll preface this by saying there are some things I do like about Bush, but here are the major things I don't like about Bush 1. The War on Indecency 2. Faith Based Initiatives (and essentially everything TTK said under "Religion") 3. His overuse of glittering generalities and buzzwords like "freedom" and "liberty" in his speeches... This blame falls more on his speechwriters, I'm sure, and it's not a reason to vote against him, but dammit it's annoying.

Unfortunately that was the same thing that popped in my head

Because he's Republican and they're not?

Seven pounds? Nuts to you

Top right corner with the long brown hair

The girl with the camera

So they'll pay for anything from the WWE post-2001?

*monotone unenthusiastic voice* No... don't... she had so much to live for...

Oh come on, I'm sure you remember a spry young rookie by the name of Unitas That was back when you started collecting SS checks

Wear a long blond skullet -- the terrorists win.

With the people from KAL 007

How dare you insult your lord and master

Come on now Between McGwire, Welch and Eck's mullets, Canseco's Stallone hair and Rickey's jerry curl... that's just a no-brainer

Late 80's A's

Single season hits

Yeah, really... Bischoff: "Tonight you're facing.... KAAAAAAAANE!" Face wrestler: "Allright! An easy win..."

I agree

I've never heard the bowling shoe tendencies one... can someone use it in a JR quote? Of the ones listed, I'm tied between "crowd doesn't know what to make of it" and "mixed reaction", with my all-time favorite usage of the latter one coming from Rock-Hogan at WMX8 Hell, for that one alone, I'm voting for "mixed reaction"

Wear a foam block of cheese on your head -- the terrorists win.

Nice try, ShoesHeadmvp

Post on a wrestling message board -- the terrorists win.

Apparently Chave is rather bored

Well I'm certainly flattered that I was the first thing you thought of More people should be like you ...minus the cheeseheadedness