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  1. Slayer

    Martial Arts Advice Anyone?

    I was always a fan of grappling arts like judo and BJJ, myself... I was never one for throwing kicks or breaking boards with my penis or things like that I guess that doesn't help you though does it
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    17-year-old bride marries groom, 64

    She don't look too happy for a bride
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    I Got Arrested Last Night

    I hope he wasn't drunk when he chose to post this story here, cause that was pretty stupid too
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    I Got Arrested Last Night

    Nun? That's the most insulting thing you've ever called me, Jax... I'm hurt I was just pointing out the huge hole in his logic when he made the decision to drive his female companion home while being inebriated himself
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    You mean it was legal before

    To not ban necrophelia?
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    This Week in College Football 9/9 - 9/11

    Now it's over This was the "Willingham fights for his job" game
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    This one girl I know is an idiot

    Changing your CD while driving is a bad idea only if you are incapable of paying attention to the road while doing so
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    This Week in College Football 9/9 - 9/11

    Well shit, there go the hopes for both my teams right away...
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    Vacation

    Hey look, it's Black Fooster
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    This Week in College Football 9/9 - 9/11

    Goddammit... bad enough to watch KSU lose to an unranked, but as a Michigan fan I hate ND Also, national champion favorite Georgia is down 9-0 to South Carolina
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    Funny reviews on amazon.com

    I want some of those
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    This Week in College Football 9/9 - 9/11

    Marshall is keeping it close with Ohio State, 21-14 OSU at the half
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    Dying teens wish for Cameron Diaz blowjob

    If fake: It's still funny If real: He's an inspiration to terminally ill young males everywhere
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    Vacation

    Oh... hey Supes... ...so, how was it?
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    Which Cubs go?

    "Mr. KKK, I believe that it is you who are the racist one. Fire me, indeed..."
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    I Got Arrested Last Night

    So instead, if you had crashed, both of you could have been killed... Great plan!
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    Another list ESPN didn't do but should have

    ESPN.com - Page 2 - Worst sports movies ever Missed this from earlier I meant those top 25 lists they've been doing on TV with the big black guy, the lips and that chick in the can-can outfit.
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    This Week in College Football 9/9 - 9/11

    They're still trying to master the new concept that Knute Rockne once called a "forward pass"
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    This Week in College Football 9/9 - 9/11

    This might be Colorado's year to come back and surprise everyone again like in '01, especially since if they want to be on the list of notably scandalous D1 football schools (e.g. Nebraska, FSU, Miami) they'd better start playing like it
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    Vacation

    Supes sure did go on a longass vacation I still haven't seen him
  21. Slayer

    I'm bored.....

    Dames = draw?
  22. Slayer

    This Week in College Football 9/9 - 9/11

    After last week, I had a sinking feeling KSU might not be so good this year, especially without a notable starting QB... but I didn't think they'd be "losing by 4 TD's to an unranked opponent (even one as notable as FSU)" bad As long as the Huskers lose today too, I'll feel at least somewhat better
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    Another list ESPN didn't do but should have

    While I agree with most everyone about what crack Jango must be smoking to hate on AITO and Sandlot, I don't get the "love" for Little Giants... other than having Al "Don't Call Me Al Bundy" Bundy in it, I remember nothing about the movie Can't believe I forgot Space Jam, too. The worst of both worlds. And Bored, don't forget The Fan also had John Kruk getting sliced open by DeNiro... back at the time of the movie I was like "Noooooo" (even though I knew it was fake) because I liked Kruk the player... however, I dislike Kruk the analyist and can take sick pleasure in the scene now.
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    This Week in College Football 9/9 - 9/11

    Fucking A, I come home from work this morning only to see KSU getting pummeled by Fresno, 31-14 heading into the half
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