Slayer

Poor guy. He managed to survive a hurricane and yet he died because of this... ...wait, he's not dead? Nevermind

Of course, because if you weren't cheap, you wouldn't need migrant workers... ...right?

"Now check this out: how do you rationalize the appearance of an album entitled I'm In You? I mean, wha . . . what, what is that? Is that guy kidding? (What, I gotta kiss you again? Okay.) Really, look, all kidding aside, folks. Let's think about the world of rock, just for a moment. Some of you already have those cute little shirts on that say 'disco sucks,' right? That's not all that sucks. 'Course Warner Brothers sucks, but besides Warner Brothers there are other things about this business that really suck. One of 'em is the way in which the subject of LOVE is dealt with in the lyrics of various 'serious rock artists,' the intensive-care contingent of the rock world. These people, these people are FUCKED UP, I mean, they're really FUCKED UP. Because see, love isn't the way they're telling you about it, you know, they're telling you wrong. I'm gonna tell you right, you see. Now all of the ladies in the audience, you get to have fantasy time. This is female fantasy hour. Okay? You're a teen-age girl, right? You have abducted the succulent popstar of your choice, right? You have taken the aforementioned popstar, who is really cute and Aryan and eats a lot of crumpets, back to your teen-age room. That's right, spindle twice. You have taken this turkey back to your room, you have laid on your teen-age bed, you have put your teen-age legs up in the air, you have actually taken your own teen-age pants off. You have the teen-age red bulb on, right next to the bed. The curtains are drawn, it's dark, it's midnight. You put on a Phoebe Snow record, you're really relaxing. Tears come to your eyes, you are sensitive, you are in love. The popstar of your choice takes off his pants and climbs on top of you, and the next thing you know you hear this little voice in your ear and it says: 'I'M IN YOU!'"

Who says I'm going to farm? The Mexican migrant worker that lives in my shed will do all the work... But does he have a driver's license?

What're you planning to farm?

Then they can just get injured in the first game of the regular season An injury is an injury

Apparently they didn't feel like porting a whole lot of good shows, as quite a few of those shows were one-season flops (Sinbad, Soul Man, Thunder Alley, Daddio and Geena Davis)

I still have yet to understand the point of creating benefits for ILLEGAL immigrants

I dunno if this falls on ESPN or NFL Films and the damn Sabol family, but I've been watching those Top 25 shows ESPN has been airing, and for every sport they have footage for, they'll play the full footage... ....except the NFL, where you'll have to be content with still photos and maybe an occasional audio call

Well unless it was an overall solid lineup I didn't include it. Simpsons were often surrounded by "this spot is reserved for midseason replacement" shows. That's another fun little list waiting to be made: "All the short-lived shows that followed the Simpsons time slot" One of the first ones I remember was called "Babes", about a bunch of fat women living together. In fact, I remember commercials that had the women chasing Bart around. Not just "not great", it was downright horrible

The only (minor) problem I have is the "search your feelings" line, which doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of the dialogue. I suppose Lucas wanted to make a full circle when Vader says the same thing later on. Also, I dunno what people are talking about "spoilers" with Star Wars anymore... even my five year old niece knows Vader is Skywalker's daddy.

yeah but, Return had multiple big bad guys in it: Palpatine, Vader, Jabba, Boba Fett, what's his name that commanded Vader's Starship...worked okay for that movie... Understood, but there was at least a clear heirarchy of villainy in that movie I don't know how "badass" Greivous is supposed to be, but I hope that even Lucas would not be dumb enough to make him an equal or even near-equal to Anakin/Vader (which is what the rumors make it seem like)

Have you finished your bread pudding yet?

I still don't know why they need ANOTHER villain, especially a very hokey looking one like Greivous, when they already have Dooku and the soon-to-turn-evil Palpatine and Anakin

Ok, I'm probably admitting to being very pop culturely ignorant, but where did the joke of adding "Electric Boogaloo" to a sequel start? MST3K, more than likely

Also, this is how I picture Barron's voice:

"NBC studios filed a restraining order today against one Mr. Robert Barron..."

After watching the "Mass Destruction" DVD, I agree

The preg chick is scary looking I imagine the red-head wouldn't be too bad, but she probably practices communist hygiene, so no go

I think Brock knows that if he tried to go back to the WWF that Vince would make Brock toss his salad in the middle of the ring

Don't forget the brief amount of time when he sullied my name

Maybe she just swallowed a whole watermelon... ....or fucked one

Captain is allright by me

Even Communists need sponsorship money, apparently As for the gymnastics controversy, here is an article that echoes my feelings about why I dislike judged sports