Slayer

I, personally, am awaiting the arrival of the so-called metal clique, currently residing within Team FS (i.e. Team FuckingSissies) They think they're all bad. They see themselves looking like this: ...when in reality they look like this:

Better get that fixed, kids

He'd probably ask for a handjob in exchange

I knew it!

I demand three-titted women

Actually he made the pot-shot on Friday (when Tampa was still losing the series, mind you) and he was mocking the whole stupidity of the "US vs. Canada" thing that arose during the SC final That's how I saw it, anyway

Word

Just pull a Jim McMahon and rename it "The Pass to Save the Game"

I'm wondering which person on his staff told the cocksucker which team won the cup ... because you know that he only talks about hockey during things like Bertuzzi-Gate. And, if he's going to nominate the Lightning because they won the Cup, shouldn't he have used the Patriots and Marlins instead of the Cowboys and Yankees? Or would consistency be too much to ask of him? I've been listening to him since '98, and I remember he used to be real big on hockey, but for the last couple of years it has dropped off his radar for some reason. Seems like its been supplanted by NASCAR, which used to be the one of the top objects of derision on the show. As for the America's team list, any knowledgable sports fan should remember the Cowboys of old having the nickname of "America's Team", and I can see where the Yankees would be considered "America's Team"... I see a lot of the foreign students around here sporting NY caps just because they consider it a big American symbol... I doubt they even know who Derek Jeter is

I came first

*raises hand*

Bitches

I see Team Short Bus is coming along nicely

*ring ring* *Slayer is awakened by the phone at 6 in the morning. Groggy, he fumbles to pick up the phone...* Slayer: (sleepily) "...yeah?" Slayer's Agent: "Drew-baby, great news. You got drafted overnight!" Slayer: "Oh really... who by? Did FS get me like had been planned?" Slayer's Agent: "Weellllll..." Slayer: "Out with it!" Slayer's Agent: "You got taken by Team Kotz. The war of attrition has already begun." Slayer: "Really.... what's my signing bonus?" Slayer's Agent: "Glowsticks and ecstasy." Slayer: "...well, I suppose I'll get by. I knew what I was getting into when I entered this thing... *beep* ...call on the other line? I'll talk to you later *click* ...hello?" Front Desk Manager: "Mr. Slayer, I'm calling in regards to the $500 in room service and... adult movies you purchased last night" Slayer: "Oh... that... just go ahead and charge that to Mr. Patrick Spoon, room 1024." *hangs up and goes back to bed*

Pussy

This is so exciting that I have to go back to my hotel to wait for my drafting (i.e. I'm going to bed)

That would be funny.... Kotz Frigid and Zach do all their picks and AS gets the 15 leftovers

Dammit, someone get him on the phone NOW and demand he make his picks

I had the italian meal option The taco was for the guy next to me *looks over at JAxl*

*shoots rubber bands at other potential draftees*

Have a mod close down this and the poll thread, just to be sure Also: I move that the poll thread go to classics... that was some of the best shit ever

It's been well documented on this board that I'm not a big fan of Rome, though I still listen to his show because of 1) the guests and 2) the callers, but I had a good laugh at that statement

You first

It means he likes you

I think Jim Rome said it best "When you think of 'America's Team', what do you think of: The Dallas Cowboys The New York Yankees ...and the Tampa Bay Lightning </sarcasm>"