Slayer

Something I just thought of... I find it funny that a future HOFer such as Dave Andreychuk spent as many seasons toiling away trying to get a cup as Ray Bourque, but he didn't get nearly the pub throughout this postseason that Bourque got, and I sincerely doubt he's going to get a big ol' SI cover like Bourque did Why is that

Considering Greyhound's horrible security procedures, it wouldn't surprise me

Liar

Also: I want to see what becomes of all of CWM's wagering

Seconded I don't want to sound like Mr. Tough Guy, but I'd probably have my kid point out the problem kid (out of sight), find a way to get him in private and then let him know what's up... no physical violence unless necessary, just flash a knife or a gun and let him know I mean business if he keeps fucking around with my kid

This is the first SC win that just really made me go "meh" Though I suppose I can take solace in the fact that some team I hated (i.e. Detroit) didn't win The question now is: Where does the NHL go from here?

Understandable, I'm just providing my personal knowledge on the matter. What people do with it from here is their business

You are so EXPELLED~!

*extinguishes fire then chases Laz with a plastic butter knife*

You know those old adages about how "You'll go blind" or "You'll go crazy"? We may laugh at this today, but 100 or so years ago these were considered legitimate scientific beliefs, hence the only apparent way to save us males from ourselves was to make it harder to wank. One of the easiest ways to do so was through circumcision, since the foreskin is a major mechanism for penile stimulation, hence it became a major practice in many first world nations. I believe it was in the 1950's when the UK and other Euro nations realized it wasn't a good idea, but the US carried on with the tradition, usually citing such reasons as hygiene (there's this thing called soap and water, you know) and the like.

I would like to accept this trophy on behalf of myself...

Yes I know it fell out of favor in most of Europe a while ago (aside from Jewish and Muslim populations) but over here, it's done for no other reason than "it's the way it's always been done" (i.e. heldover Victorian conservatism and the belief that "WANKING BAD~!")

This is too funny in a way I had predicted a long time ago Back when zero tolerance policies became all the rage and most schools in America started expelling kids for taking things like plastic food knives and nail clippers to school, I predicted that they'd be too busy searching for items like those (usually brought in by no-problem students, no less) that they'd stop caring if the real bastard thug kids actually brought real knives and guns to school. Looks like I was right. More ironic is that this was in Denver, of all places.

Alfred Dogman?

I was busy not having him in my party

Few games could be so good/bad that they still generate their own pub 7 years after release Think about that one

I offer my services as a soldier If everyone else pussies out of being a leader, we'll see

Seconded NYU isn't that bad IMO, but K909 has earned his spot on TDC

You underpaid us in Canadian dollars, bitch

We already have a racist faction here Fill out an application and pay the non-refundable $25 fee and we'll see about admissions Uhh, Slayer: It's $25/year if you buy a four-year membership. Otherwise, it's $30 for a one-year membership. This is why you aren't in charge of the cash lockbox... Why doesn't anyone ever tell me when the regulations change Bastards

Why is that?! It has to do with the fact that the glans (i.e. dickhead, if you will) was never meant to be exposed all the time. If you're cut, it dries out, and since the glans has a lot of nerves in it and the body doesn't like it being exposed, it eventually becomes calloused and numb (number than it should be anyway). Restoration brought back the protection and thus allowed the glans to become moist again, shedding that calloused skin and re-exposing the nerves. It's simple biology, yet amazing how few people know about it. I certainly don't remember being told this in sex ed growing up, just the lie that "some boys are and some boys aren't, and there's no real difference"

We already have a racist faction here Fill out an application and pay the non-refundable $25 fee and we'll see about admissions

Actually, that's not exactly true Feel free to skip over this post if you don't feel like reading about Slayer's genitals or sexual habits. I'll toss it in spoiler tags just to be sure, so highlight at your own risk Like most American males, I was cut as a baby, not by my request of course. I lived through most of life like this, thinking this was the normal way (see also: gym showers). Then, a couple years ago, I found out about the real difference between cut vs. uncut (I'll let you do the research on that) and, while unable to truly restore what was there, I found I could make what would best be called a "faux" foreskin through stretching and other means which I won't go into great detail. So now I have a faux foreskin, and having seen both sides, I can testify to these three statements: 1. Since restoration, I have never again needed artificial lubrication for wanking/foreplay 2. Faux foreskin orgasm >>> no foreskin orgasm (for both wanking and intercourse) 3. My future son(s) will never be cut unless it is his decision when he is old/mature enough to do so The point being (whether you skipped over or not): Circumcision blows

It's a pretty gay NORTHERN Indiana thing