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That bike had a flat tire and no chain. I've stolen better bikes, cheap bastard... I mean, umm... I hope you find that guy

I didn't even know Johnson had a no-hitter earlier in his career That puts him on the fairly small list of pitchers who've pitched two no-hitters (23 now) Now if he could get in a third, that would put him on a very exclusive list (only 5 pitchers have 3 or more no-hitters)

I'm gonna assume the hell out of this thread

Shuddap, Eagan

I fell asleep earlier tonight, thus I also missed the game Thankfully I have a subscription to MLBTV and can rewatch the game in its entirity later

Nah, when ML came out, the Phillies still had the greatest 3rd baseman ever and were a decade removed from 2 WS appearances with 1 win. I agree with the assessment of Cleveland being the AL bitch for the 80's (and 70's and 60's), but I think a better choice for the NL bitch of the 80's would be Atlanta.

I thought it was CWM's biography

I use whore in a wholly pejorative way No actual relation to the person's sex life

John Rocker used to use "I Wanna Rock" before the stupid shit hit the fan

Simms was injured. Jeff Hostetler started for the Giants in the '90 postseason. How would those 49ers have fared? I don't think they would have made it 3-in-a-row Buffalo had run over opponents for most of the season with the then revolutionary No-Huddle Offense, and their defense was tremendous. If SF just played their standard game, with a relatively green Young at the helm, I predict a Buffalo blowout. Key to the Giants win was the ball control offense, i.e. giving the ball to OJ II and having him eat up the clock, keeping the NHO off the field and wearing down the Buffalo defense. I don't think SF would have thought to use such a strategy against Buffalo.

Did you know your fiancée is a whore

Quick, someone start a thread on male pattern baldness.

BOY THAT MICHAEL MOORE FELLA SURE IS FAT... How's that?

The 49ers are 5-0 in Super Bowls, and they didn't even play in the 93 Super Bowl, that was the Dallas-Buffalo game. The `94 game (played by the 93 teams) was Dallas-Buffalo rematched, that came out the same and the 94 Niners were the ones that reached the championship played in 1995 against San Diego. The Niners won tha game, it was a blowout from what I remember too. So I don't know what the hell you're thinking of. Oh and by the way the coach was George Seifert. I think he might have been talking about the '93 NFC championship game, which they lost to Dallas (the first of three straight Dallas-SF NFC title games), though Montana didn't play, I do remember it since it was his last game with the 49ers

That was one of the greatest recantations ever

That can't be you, that guy's black...

Looking back over the pics, I swear those pics of Barron with celebs look like they're posing with some sick kid from Make-a-Wish Also, I want the Ripper abridged version of my life

I knew that urban legend was real after all

I could post on TSM all day long and my bosses don't care

Just what I needed to see: A close-up of Barron eating

Who is Mike?

Alfdoggs is right

Better get mine in before a mod closes this up Everyone's favorite PBP: Eagan

Don't make me kick you off the set I'll be the Jim Everett to your Jim Rome right-click and save-as for classic footage

Yeah really Someone doesn't understand the concept of depreciation