Slayer

The next two posters

Someone sure has a high opinion of their position on the internet

At the very least, Agent and I are brothers in metal ...even if Lividity sucks

Those who are too stupid to understand the truth deserve not to know

This is reminding me of the "APO sucks" thread, where the thread starter made the thread in hopes of garnering support against guys he hated, but instead finds himself as the target Now we just need MikeSC to start tossing around bad "yo momma" jokes

Call me crazy and stereotypical, but I can't see many early 90's gangsta-types listening to Nirvana

"Slayer!" "Shazam!" "Slayer!" "Shazam!" "Slayer!" "Shazam!"

People just don't appreciate satire anymore

Wonder what the soundtrack for this will be like Will we get a lot of Snoop and Dre?

SgtTom: "I am Mod Seargent Tom, your mod drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be, 'SIR!' DO YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND THAT?" Mod recruits: "Sir, yes sir!" SgtTom: "BULLSHIT! SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!" Mod Recruits: "SIR, YES SIR!" SgtTom: "God has a hard on for moderators, because we ban everything we see. He plays his games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep cyberheaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the mod corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps." *later* SgtTom: "The deadliest weapon in the world is a mod and his ban. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in flamewars. Your ban is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not ban. You will become banned mods and then you will be in a world of shit because mods are not allowed to be banned without permission. Do you maggots understand?!" New Mods: "This is my ban. There are many like it but this one is mine. My ban is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my ban is useless. Without my ban I am useless. I must fire my ban true. I must ban faster than my enemy, who is trying to ban me. I must silence him before he silences me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my ban and myself are defenders of my forum, we are the masters of the trolls, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there are no trolls, but peace. Amen."

Ripping books and breaking boards... FOR CHRIST~!

so was this

Well, you are a global mod, which includes the WWE folder Personally I've had no issue with the way you've done things, Agent. BTW, did I ever tell you that I view you like a long-lost younger brother? Thought you might like to know that

This never did come to fruition *punches Agent*

Minnesota Vikings - '98 season, 15-1, Gary Anderson wide left, poor clock management, bye bye Super Bowl appearance 2nd place - Last game of the '03 season Boston Red Sox - tie: Game 6 '86, Arron fucking Boone Cincinnati Reds - on-field: '99 one-game playoff vs. Mets off-field: Pete Rose scandal Kansas State Football - losing to Texas A&M in '98 Big 12 champ game on bogus TD call 2nd place - Just about any bowl selection day Michigan basketball - on-court: Webber's time-out call off-court: Donor scandal that would have negated that championship if they had won

For the last time It was "fuck you" not "fuck off" I say this facetiously, but there really is a difference in meaning between the two *revels in being a dick*

Irony meter... going... off the scale...

I've already sent Nik the only PM he ever needs to see from me

You could say that but now we are getting off topic. Who do you think you are? Nik?

Just out of curiousity I looked up the word "classless", and it in fact is not synonymous with being an asshole Need to find a different word for it Like.... "asshole"

So, in fact, you might say "Bring Back Crappy News"?

Yeah baby

*smacks Chucky Ward for stealing his joke but fucking it up*

Sacre bleu! I ban you~!