Slayer

Stop trying to retrack this thread, not-Banky

Way to ruin an inside joke, stiffie. I can't help it if your inside jokes suck the same fat dicks that you do

Tyler sure has been obsessive about cocks lately Not getting enough love on the homefront?

For some people, homoeroticism is a way of life

damn...I stole that from Angelslayer...oh well. *spits on shirt for no apparent reason* Good thing I stole it from... Oh wait, it is mine

Look everyone, an actual gay man

No I only lasted two minutes...

Maybe he's jerking to this thread

Time waster I glance into a WWE folder thread maybe once every other day, and even I remember this being announced 2-3 months ago Someone else can go find the actual link though, I'm lazy

It was close enough When you plagiarize, you hurt my children... and my children's children I demand reparations for the mental anguish that is no doubt going to be endured by my offspring

Hey wait a minute, I just noticed something if you change the letters in "alfdog" it says it says Old Fag. I, too, was the victim of plagiarism (see: Alf's thread) You LINE STEALER~!

Settle down Gaygent, no need to go shooting off half-cocked now

What's with this assault on my good... moderate... existant name all of a sudden?!

Sure thing not-Banky

KKK? More like GAYGAYGAY ...okay, I'm done

A great number of Albertans and Saskatchewanians descended from Kansans and Oklahomans who fled north during the dust bowl and apparently thought central Canada was a great place to settle down Don't deny our brotherhood, not-Banky

Quite a few of these apply to Kansas (Oklahoma's great northern brother), although there are others that are so general they could apply anywhere 1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and Chickasha Since I don't know how they're properly pronounced, how do I know if I'm properly pronouncing them. 2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies. Yes 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. Damn right it is. I saw a funnel form right over my head that way. 4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. I've been in your plain ol' traffic jams.... and then I've been in these. 5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. That's Kansas for you 6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availablity of shade. This could be applied to any state in the summertime (some even in winter) 7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks. Yup 8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. Thankfully no, though I have an idea of the people who do this 9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. They tend to think I do, so fuck 'em 10. You measure distance in minutes. Surely this can't only be a Midwest thing. I do do this though. 11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City" Not in this state, buddy. We have our own city named after the state. 12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash. That one is pretty funny 15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. I'd think this could be applied most anywhere. 16. You know cowpies are not made of beef. ....oh, shit 17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. That'll be me someday (which is okay, cause the g/f is also a football lover). Of course, I could just get married in the seven football-free months... 18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. Oh yeah 23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is. Sure are a lot of people of "status" around here then 24. You know everything goes better with Ranch. Oh hell yes. My friends (native or not) think I'm nuts when I put ranch on things like chicken or burritos, but dammit it's good. 25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply. If you're real good, you can do both at the same time. 26. You actually get these jokes and tell them to your friends! Friends?

I thought 95% of Hollywood was cast that way Kudos on the meeting though, would like to see the pics in due time.

I was nowhere near Popick at the time! Also: More like GAYgent of Oblivion

If you rearrange the letters in "alfdogg", you get "gold fag"

How many fingers do you have to be able to stroke the guitar with? How many you got? Things like this make me glad I learned bass instead... of course I don't really have suitable "guitar hands"

Most teams got swept by the Spurs that postseason

Get back to work, slacker! *watches out for own boss while typing*

Allow me to explain. You see the title of THIS thread is "OK America, Defend this" and you specifically referenced Mike's thread which is titled "OK Canada, Defend this." The article Mike posted was one about the Candaian GOVERNMENT possibly giving AWOL soldiers asylum. Your article is about a handful of American soldiers being prosecuted by the government. The two are anything but similar. I agree with this sentiment ...but your first sentence in this thread really was incomprehensible

Alfdogg is gay