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Kotzenjunge (aka: Spoon) Goods: One of the first guys I took to on this board, and the first I talked to on AIM. Nice guy, and always provides some interesting conversation. Bads: Likes the Packers. Occasionally moody. Likes the Packers. Has unhealthy obsession with big-lipped Aussie pop stars. Likes the Packers. Rating: 8 JSYK Before his name compression, had one of my fav usernames here. Surprised he's still alive after the crazy stunts he puts himself through (see: EXTREME FIREBALL~!) Rating: 6 IDrinkRatsMilk Weird mo-fo, but admirable nonetheless. Never really had direct contact with him even in here, but makes me laugh every now and then. Rating: 4.5 JAxlMorrison Big fan of GNR, which is allright by me. Occasionally witty. Before this thread, I'd have given him a 5, but his sweet sweet pic bumps his score by 2 points Rating: 6.5 Ripper We didn't get off to the best start (see:GHETTOPOLY), but we overcame these differences to star in our own sitcom about a white guy and a black guy who live together in the same apartment. Wackiness ensues *cue theme* Also gets bonus points for bootylicious sigs Rating: 8 Spaceman Spiff Name is a clear tribute to the greatest multi-panel comic ever (surpassed only by the single-framed Far Side). Has made nice quips in response to my posts, and the sig is one of my all time favs here at TSM. Rating: 5 Redbaron51 He likes metal, which is good. He tried sucking up to me though... which is also good. Rating: 4 Dids 'nuff said Rating: Too pimp for a rating

I thought the whole "tough chick" thing was over the top

I'd have to change my name to "Choken Slayer"

I could, but I don't feel like it Anyways, I have to take off for a short bit, I'll finish this later

The Metal Maniac Named himself after a notable indy wrestler from the early-mid 90's, not sure why. Likes Eddie and Iron Maiden, which is a plus. Part of the metal ESTABLISHMENT from the Music Folder. I don't know him on a personal level though, and unfortunately due to lack of conversation between us (as well as my poor memory), I don't even know what other metal he likes besides Maiden. Rating:5

Just for the fuck of it, I'm rating everyone who posts in here, not just people who ask, so neener. cobainwasmurdered Has my second favorite username on the board (with only FBOP surpassing him). I like him, even if he thinks I'm nuts for being friends with FS. Whatever you do though, don't call him Dave or ask where he's from. He's easily disturbed like that. Rating: 6

Hoff He's from Minnesota, which is good. He looks like a cool Kevin James, which is good. He has some fascination with Steph McMahon, which is maybe not so good. I like him on a casual level. Rating:7

You are wrong, sez I. Although I admit I'm slow on the trigger, posting this right before bed and having to actually work this morning (gasp), but you can't rush GREATNESS~! Man of 1,004 Modes (fka: BBCW) Heart seems in the right place, but for any one post of his that makes me laugh, there's twenty others that make me cringe. Also lacks reading comprehension skills, as he's expecting a grade when I clearly said I was assigning scale ratings. He's young though (I wasn't that great on the interweb when I was 17 either) and could improve in the (fairly distant) future Rating: 3.5

OMG BAN PLZ SARCASM~!

Thank you Mario, but our Sandman is in another forum

Yup

NO HOLDS BARRED~!

Do not!

:Walks in the back door: If anyone knows about back doors...

That makes up for his 0-9 performance in the first two games

Act?

Post pics of your baby's momma

Bring back Dean Douglas and the Genius to help educate him

I propose we change this to "The OAO 2004 MLB Games and Flame Anglesault Thread" that should make things more interesting

Eh, I've made lots of snide remarks in my time here, can't keep track of them all. I stand by whatever I said though. EDIT: Went back in my post history and found what you were talking about. Big fuckin' deal. Anyways, this is detracting from the thread and my enjoyment of both of my teams winning now. If you wish to continue, feel free to start up in HD.

It's things like this that tear me up in deciding which way to go in the election, as I'm essentially a libertarian (with little L) and therefore tend to side with the lesser of two evils come election time Bush has strong international policy, which is important right now, but I hate this crackdown on all things that the religious right deems unhealthy for us. Kerry, I imagine, would institute more liberal social policy, but I have no reason at this point to trust his potential international policy... I don't see him being Carter II, but I see nothing good coming from it either

Hating child murderers=Stupidity. Yes No, seriously, when did that ever happen? I enjoy mocking your "everything sucks" attitude, but that one escapes me

Meanwhile, Cincy is up 3-0 And I'll laugh if the Mets make the playoffs but the Yankees don't... it'll be like the 80's all over again

And the current events thread. And randomly flaming me in the NHB threads. I can't help it if your stupidity happens to show up wherever I may be on the board