Slayer

Marks: "They changed Undertaker! He's better than ever!" Smarks: "But he still embodies all the awful wrestling and no-selling he did before!" Marks: "...but, he's got a new hat!" *marks rush towards Undertaker*

Duke = media darling

Kentucky, Duke, Stanford and St. Joes are your #1s

I'll carry the torch from here

Anytime Duke loses is a good time

If I rub your stomach, do I get a wish?

You act like you've never pimped a message board before

For all the time that seems to be going into SBE #100, it better be worthwhile

Strawberry beer leads to broken cherries

If we could only get you to grow your hair out too, you'd be ready for the metal brigade

RAW Wrestlers Unhappy With Creative Direction RAW Wrestlers Happy With Creative Direction RAW Wrestlers Apathetic With Creative Direction RAW Wrestlers Can't Make Up Their Fucking Mind about Creative Direction Credit: Torch Newsletter

*picks up phone* "Hello, TSM, I have kidnapped Anglesault, and will not return him unless... hello? Hello?"

*poses, spits water*

But... the milkshake is a metaphor. My metaphor is better than yours Damn right it's better than yours ...I feel dirty now

I see how you could confuse the two

WE ARE ALL WARRIORS~!

We have a thread for that

"Whoosh why are you typing whoosh in really big letters Thanks."

In your case it wouldn't help, you'd still suck. No Thanks.

"Go watch wrestling or we will kill you"

Even in death Drury would be annoying "Right now im going to go type up a response on TSM that will annoy people without me ever realizing it and then i'm going to hey what are you doing no put the gun down what are you doing *BANG* *BANG* *with his life slowly leaving him, Drury gathers up his last breath to utter his last words* "....Thanks."

I think that warrants the death penalty

Amazing what can happen in a year

Why can't I claw out HIS eyes with the fork "No please don't claw out my eyes I need them to see and make shitty posts. Thanks"

Lucky Canadian Bastards. I'm working my ass off in the states to buy these DVD's, and all they need is to collect change on the street for 5 minutes. Gentlemen...I'm calling a Canadian Road Trip. We take our American dollars into Winsor, lose half of them at the casino, and spend the rest on underpriced DVDs Easy for you, Mr. "I Live Within Spunking Distance of Canada"