Slayer

Did you write that one joke where the wife makes fun of the husband?

Didn't Belichick already break that one? Belichick's admittedly forgettable tenure in Cleveland is a far cry from the wake left behind by Phillips (failing with Elway, benching Flutie for Johnson, that gape-mouth look he gets when his team loses at the last second as with the Music City Miracle or Joe Montana's Mile High Comeback) or Norv, whose head coaching career was best summed when Bill Simmons said something along the lines of "When Norv takes his dog for a walk, does the dog quit after they reach the end of the driveway?"

I'm still waiting for the inevitable implosion of Dallas with Wade Phillips at the helm Unless he finally breaks the curse of "Coordinators who inexplicably keep getting head coaching jobs", since it doesn't look like Norv's going to do that

Hey, with Adrian not being on the field it'll feel like... most of the other games this year

Black Ops undercover agent. He's got a super secret 00Belichick radio piece in his ear This is what happens when the D-posters of TSM come in and try to run with the remnants of jokes already exhausted by better posters, only to fumble on the line like Tiki Barber

11. Got the obscure African places, fucked up on the obscure island countries

College team loses to hated rival by 42 Pro team loses to hated rival by 34 Time to break out the blades

Get all the Braves fans to do a massive rain dance

After coming home today I saw the score of the K-State game and wondered if I was back in high school again, but no, this is the .500 Cornhusker team led by Bill Callahan, who had in turn given up an equally embarrassing number of points last week, and at this point the win over UT seems like a distant memory as KSU is even fading out of the "we'll take anyone around .500 bowl" contention. Ohio State losing at least dampened that mood, and a KU loss tonight would bring my sporting spirit back up. All is not gloomy in the Slayer household however as Mrs Slayer is ecstatic with VT finally beating Free Shoes U for the first time ever, setting up a potentially exciting showdown against Edwin in a couple weeks

"Tappin' the Beeze" is the new Frog Ending

Just three heads shy of Brahma

YEAH-UH Part XXXVII?

Now I have to find a new poster of which to accuse Kreese of PLAGIARISM

I'll laissez your faire!

Inc's last great American rock song

Sounds like a Despair.com poster

The same people who say "shrimp on the dingo baby"

Apparently ThreeGenerationsRemovedfromIrelandDrew was too long for the registry

Wouldn't that make you want him to post more?

You can't forget a face like Joakim Noah

Though (I believe) that was the year that Sapp looked like he was going to rip Mike Sherman's head right off his body, which would have been the awesomeist thing ever

Even worse is the 2002 Bucs had characters like Sapp and Keyshawn, so it's not like they were forgettable in the "San Antonio Spurs buncha nice guys play game right way" manner

I meant October '03 was when things picked back up