Slayer

If Zach's life was an episode of Saved by the Bell, WJM would be dumping a milkshake in his lap RIGHT NOW~!

Since my pursuit of CDs has exhausted itself over the last couple of years, I'm now looking into musical DVDs, especially concert vids. My primary musical genres of interest are heavy metal and hard/classic rock, but I am amenable to most forms of music (I am of the mindset that there are no good or bad genres as a whole, just goods and bads within genres)

good question bad answer He chose..... poorly

<marks out>

You don't remember the classic Torrie-Nidia slapfest and hairpull-o-rama? Some smark you are

It will raise its sword high in the sky, riding down from the mountains of Valhalla to bring you much ROCK! Fuck that pussy death metal shit

Another wonderful bit of irony for the 'Nucks would be if legalization finally goes through shortly after the crop destruction

I can't remember any "good" fights offhand, but I do remember some bad/one-sided fights Nolan Ryan headlocking and pounding Robin Ventura Dan Cloutier pounding Tommy Salo and then taunting and calling out the entire Islanders bench after the fact Deion Sanders and Andre Rison getting into a pussy slapfight Shaq and Charles Barkley getting into a pussy roll-around on the floor

<turns thread into "Dames Appreciation Thread, Part Deux">

Really, how could you not love this man

You are correct sir "Friends are there" was used as the opening theme for the first two or three seasons (up until '91 I believe) and then they switched to the Party song

Of the (supposedly) great NHB trio of Inca, Chave and Banky, Inca is the only one who makes me laugh regularly

"Your reward for blowing up the infidels at the expense of your own life? Massive bukkaki on your face!" *MidEastern Porno Music* *Male virgin looks over to camera* "Praise Allaaaaaah" *smile, winks, cums on suicide bomber girl* If this is indeed true, I hope Allah will give her noseplugs or something -- the odor in that male harem would kill any living creature... Good thing they're not alive then

It's not? Stinky-poo

You also forgot running a fumble back and scoring a TD for the other team. The Vikings won the game anyway, so it's not like that was a huge deal Edit: Also, it wasn't a TD. Downing your ball in your own end zone is a safety, so it was only 2 points for the 49ers.

My favorite non-Jason kill is in V when the fat guy talks shit to the guy chopping wood, then turns around and gets axed right in the back

And how was that Jericho world title reign anyway? Hmmm...

you went out with angelslayer? Ask your mom

Save it for LSD, people

That wasn't funny. Can I expect a Banky-valuation of every subsequent statement I post in this thread? Probably in this entire folder. I am doing this for you, so y'know, start bringing the fucking goods. Da spotlight is on. Do you have a giant gong next to you as well?

That wasn't funny. Can I expect a Banky-valuation of every subsequent statement I post in this thread?

Kiesha Knight-Pulliam has filled out quite nice

You deserve to be punched in the balls for trying to be as funny as Inc...and while doing so, killing an already extinct joke. Bill Cosby is so fucking done. And I like Bill Cosby. Move onto fucking Theo or Rudy. <looks at calenader> Looks like the regular "Banky bitches about how no one in NHB never can or ever will be as funny as he, Inca or Chave" comment is right on time

Dammit, we already covered the emoticon issue