Slayer

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<opening credits finish rolling> <open with shot of cemetery, zoom in on Angelslayer standing over freshly dug grave> "...I have gathered me here today to mourn the loss of my foil, Kamui..." <Shot of tombstone engraved: Kamui, RIP Registered: Who the fuck cares? Banned: December 8, 2003> <Angelslayer solemnly walks away, toward camera, then stops to look pensively into the distance>

Dammit Dama, now I need to go find a new foil... Angelslayer III: The Search for a Foil

I'm sad though, who will be my foil now...? <looks around at people with SAD eyes> Will you be my foil...?

BANNED'D~!

I think because most metal fans who grew up from that time would remember them for their first two albums and the hits that came off of those, which, while somewhat cheesy, were quite good to me. Blackie did make some more serious metal in the next couple followups before going back to fun metal. I suggest Headless Children and Crimson Idol, the latter being a concept album about a rocker's rise to and fall from fame, and I believe deeper down it's about the rise and fall of hair metal (was made in '92, just after the death of HM)

Portis has more charisma than half the guys on that list

Tenzan = Kawada of the '00s?

I can't decide which gets my vote for "Post of this thread" now. Kotzen's rewrite is right up there with JOTW's pic

You're allowed a bit over half the screen. That's no excuse and you know it

Dutch never returns my calls

He can't turn the computer off, he's too busy downloadling bootlegged 4th-gen hentai off Kazaa Hey! What's wrong with that? Tentacles vs. fucked-up cats GO!

He can't turn the computer off, he's too busy downloadling bootlegged 4th-gen hentai off Kazaa

That's what he gets for weilding a pussy ass-backwards blade

K. Here's Kamui lurking well after he said he was leaving the thread. POST OF THE FUCKING DAY (AND THEN SOME)

And you're running (or is that "dancing") with us all the way

Here's the current BCS top 8 1. Oklahoma 2. LSU 3. Southern Cal 4. Michigan 5. Ohio State 6. Texas 7. Florida State 8. Tennessee So in a standard 1-8 tourney, we'd have it like this OU-UTenn Michigan-OSU USC-UTex LSU-FSU Meaning for UTenn to win the national title, they'd have to beat OU, the winner of Michigan-OSU, and whoever comes up from the lower bracket... if they do that, I think you could call them national champions

Finally got tired of getting owned by the computer? Uh, dumbass, there's no "computer" in DDR- it's just you. And actually I did quite well- still polishing up my abilities on a few 9-step songs (I <3 Rhythm & Police). When I saw my friends play in single player mode, they took on a computer... or at least that's what I remember You're thinking of something else- i.e. another music/rhythm game. Or you're just stupid, I don't know. Because DDR = life, apparently

Finally got tired of getting owned by the computer? Uh, dumbass, there's no "computer" in DDR- it's just you. And actually I did quite well- still polishing up my abilities on a few 9-step songs (I <3 Rhythm & Police). When I saw my friends play in single player mode, they took on a computer... or at least that's what I remember And if I'm a dumbass for lacking knowledge in DDR, then you have a long ways to go

Whoo, I get props

Finally got tired of getting owned by the computer?

Shhh... you hear that? It's the sound of Kamui lurking after he said he was done here

<marks for the Abobo vs. Freud promos>

I want to see if Freud can put Abobo in the Psychoanalyzer

Did you fall asleep on your keyboard? He copied and pasted a bunch of times. Then he took that whole posted block of hahahahahas and copied and pasted the entire thing over and over. Probably. Though he could've just pressed Ctrl + V over and over and over again with just one HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA or whatever. Just for that, you suck worse than Kamui