Slayer

Kamui's post count for Sunday: 127 You're still going nowhere fast "There will be no encore!"

...mine's tweak. You've been doing baking soda lines this whole time? Dude, what kind of rock star are you? It's my first day

<poses for crowd, then goes backstage and sets up the coke lines on a mirror> Except since we're all emo and pussy, it's actually just baking soda

And then I felt like someone famous As he carressed my virgin anus

I'm not strong-willed enough to die And now all I wanna do is cry

I may be gay 'cause I can't refute That all those guys were really cute

I might be gay deep down inside And it just makes me want to hide

He's penning the lyrics to his song as we speak "Why must they hurt me so... Is it because they do not know...?"

Given how his previous two statements consisted of one-syllable words that rhyme with "gay", I don't think he had much left to say anyway

Remember how you keep bitching about blanket statements? Congratulations, you have just now become what you hate

Metal Ed will have your soul for that

Because, you know, I've posted nothing but dick and gay jokes all day long. Remember all those dick jokes I used when I mocked you in the FF villain thread? Neither do I

Kamui: "It's just like looking in a mirror!" Actually, that's at least 80% inaccurate, but whatever. Well, I do suppose the kid in the picture has a bigger sac than you That should clear things up

Kamui: "It's just like looking in a mirror!"

Too bad you lost your load after about 2 seconds That was bad. Especially for you. Not my fault you can't hold up your end Two pump chump

Too bad you lost your load after about 2 seconds

They would if their girlfriends told them to

Fat cocks are ewwy. That hasn't stopped you before Yup, the cultural maturity of the jokes just keep on going downnnnn. If you think claiming some "culturally mature" (what the fuck does that mean anyway? Slapping two big words together does not make you look smarter) high ground is going to get you anywhere here in HC, you better kiss your virgin hole goodbye

Fat cocks are ewwy. That hasn't stopped you before

Speaking of "displacement", I feel like displacing my fat cock in Kamui's mouth right about now

I never really understood the whole "Guys who don't like gays must want to be gay" shit I can't imagine a member of the KKK deep down actually wanting to be a black man

So far your foray into HC has involved "Fuck you" and pointing out a typo You're already in over your head here

Seymour. Butz?

"Fuck you" isn't hardcore It isn't even mallcore

Half of my postings were either related to football or mocking Kamui