Slayer

Koh-ab's also in my yard, passed out behind the tree

Apply Koh-ab's quote to yourself You jabbed me in the shoulder and in turn I jabbed back just a bit harder... though that Barron video was bad and the Inc thing is because admittedlty I don't have much else to hang on you, so I have to use what I can. I can go back and harp on that damn Barron video though, if you like!

Wrong tone, Koh-ab Maybe if I put some extraneous emoticons next to it, you'd understand?

You won once, didn't you? SONNED Shit, I suppose you're right... now if only we could get together and hold the "Banky Memorial Pick a Fucking Login Name and Stick With it" Tournament, the "Had to Borrow Other Posters Personalities to Establish Themselves" Tournament and the "Wasted Far Too Much Time on a Bad Video to Make Fun of Bob Barron" Tournament, then maybe you could finally pick up your own board hardware

You don't get to celebrate awfulness

Since the account doesn't work anymore, I'll go ahead and reveal that I was behind (haha behind) Gaybraham Lincoln. I knew it!

Let's not go down under with these overkill references. It's a mistake to do so

Must be some honeymoon so far! He's spending it talking to me, that's gotta be depressing right there Anyways, for some reason Childress loves running AD up and down midfield but whenever they get into the red-zone he switches to more passing plays

I would be absolutely livid too if I were an Auburn fan... they got rid of Tommy Tuberville for that?

I have no vested interest either, I just wanted to say "Go Spiders" Although Mrs Slayer is from Virginia and generally likes to see any Virginia school do well... except for UVA

That's generally how I feel about Da Bears. If the Vikings can't win the division, I'd rather have the Bears (or Lions, sure, but when the hell will happen again) win than the PAYCKERS

I'm definitely glad to watch the green and gold go down in failure, but you and Czech's Bears celebration will look rather silly if Green Bay pulls a repeat of their performance against the Bears from earlier this season ...and, unfortunately, to keep the Bears off the Vikings' ass, I have to root for the green and gold to just that next weekend. Insert vomit pic here

Go Spiders!

I'm torn on this one. I hate the Giants and so enjoyed this humiliation, but if they haven't locked up HFA or possibly even the two seed after next week, they're gonna come to play against Minnesota in the last season game... though on the other hand, if they play like they have the last two weeks, maybe that won't be a big deal after all

Good win by the Vikings today, as I was expecting that game to be a fair bit closer than it was. If they had played this well earlier in the season they'd only have two or three losses instead of five, but moving beyond that, if they can win out that definitely put a good cap on this season Unfortunately my concern is that next week Matt Ryan will just torch the secondary...

Where was this Tarvaris Jackson during the first two games this year?

We call this boarding karma. Now all I need to do is post twenty pages of inebriated self-conversation

Not sure what that means, but okay! There were many other verbal faux pas on Chris' part, that's just the one that has stood the test of time EDIT: Czech pointed out the error that I somehow missed twice.

Like the subsequent incarnations, The Pit I had a folder called "Hell" which was the section for all NSFW content, both visual and verbal. Admittedly, the whole NSFW aspect flew in the face of the Hosted Forums TOS, and some mod guy from HF, I believe his name was Chris, came in and gave us a warning about how we were violating the TOS and faced board deletion, and that he would be "check in our board a very day" to see if we were going to comply with them. We mocked him for being coming off like a complete idiot, although we did try to comply with the rules by making the folder private for members only. This was unsatisfactory for Chris and his "boss" (forgot his name, but he came off as very self-important... "I AM A SOFTWARE ENGINEER!") and they pulled the plug on the board, which in turn resulted in 1) Josh eventually making The Pit II and 2) some of us really harassing Chris and the software engineer for a good few weeks afterwards

It should be noted that, IIRC, The Pit I (the JWing version) wasn't quite as politics-heavy as the latter two incarnations, and that version boasted a fairly large shared membership with TSM. After the "check a very day" incident that brought down The Pit I, I don't remember how much time there was between that and when Josh brought up The Pit II, but that was enough time for most everyone save the political posters and a few others (the eventual Boardum crowd) to become disheartened and cease visiting that board

If only that name had any significance to me! I've never been a big drum guy Besides, I said I came around on the album, what more do you want?!

I can just picture Goodell in my head with the Price is Right fail music Somewhere, Michael Vick is laughing

I liked DtD if only for giving me the "Dogs can't comprehend" meme

Would you change your username if he bolts?