Slayer

Yeowch, fumble on the first play of the potential comeback drive

Oh, that SMU

Update: Now 31-6, SMU

In recent history, that may be true... However, while it pains me to say so, UT leads the rivalry with OU, 55-38-5

Uh oh, looks like TCU is aiming to drop from Tulane '98/Marshall '99 status down to BYU '01 status I can hear the "over-RATED" cries from the sports media now

When you contrast it with the pic in PR's sig, yes she does

"Wait'll they get a load of my DVD set"

<tests waters for demand of his picture>

I can run all the college national champions since the year I was born ('80) off my head, and I assure you that Auburn was not one of them. Auburn was declared champion by the National Championship Foundation despite being on probation in 1993. They were also declared champion by some organizations in 1983, although Miami and Nebraska were also declared as champions by other organizations. Source = http://www.ncaa.org/champadmin/ia_football...ast_champs.html ...I didn't know so many possible "championships" existed... BUT, sticking with the letter of the law, the true pre-BCS championships were the AP's champion and the coaches' champion, and those were the ones I remember... granted, I didn't always agree with them ...plus I still think D1 football has a fair ways to go before they get to anything resembling a "true" champion (the lower divisions don't have this problem, wonder why, hmmm)

If you're gonna go, go all the way

For some reason this feud amuses me Plus it arouses me, but let us not worry about that

Which Rock-Jericho mic-off was the one where Rock made the crack about "beating guys down south named 'Juventud'", and Chris lips off the mic "I took his mask!" while making mask-removing motions?

[Warning: Link to dead people pics ahead] His face looks like it was done over by the same people who made over the Hussein brothers' faces

Sounds kinda like TSM <runs around> <levels up>

I gave you a free pass the first time around since I figured my comment was not received as intended If it still doesn't sit well with you after I attempted to explain myself (and after CM helped clarify my remarks herself), then I can't say anything more (at least not without descending into flaming level, which I shall refrain from)

It's amazing that they could even reproduce over time if they kill off so much of their female population That's not even remotely funny. It just makes you look like a jackass. Actually that was a rare serious moment from yours truly. Killing off your female population over minor things is not condusive to long term reproductivity But if you were offended, well, tough shit

I don't go out to the streetcorner you work at and harass you, man. Leave my monkey alone

It's amazing that they could even reproduce over time if they kill off so much of their female population

:::Poses over Hoff as theme music plays::: "He's an ass man!! <dun dun DUN dun> He's an ass man!! <dun dun DUN dun>"

Please take serious matters seriously. I will when one arises

Because they're dead

<forges MrZsasz's signature on a written consent form and proceeds to quote him at will>

He's possible HOSS! material

It was nice knowin' ya, Michael...

It is indeed amazing how good commentary can raise a bad match into an at least palatable match See also: Scott Levy's commentary for the Jannety-Michaels cage match on the Bloodbath DVD