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Andre could also draw like nothing else and was the go-to guy for putting stiff hosses in their place. Two things that Gowan doesn't and two things that are badly needed in the business today. Am I the only one who imagines the sight of today's stiff motherfuckers like Bradshaw and Goldberg getting their just deserts like that? Maybe Mr. Spear&Jackhammer would protect his opponent a little more after waking up one morning in pain all over. Big drunk angry Andre no-selling Goldberg's stuff would rule all. Seriously, I'd PAY good money to see that. I'd praise Randy Orton to see that. And pay good money, bad money, Monopoly money, everything Canadian money? I said Monopoly money, didn't I? :-) Bad monopoly money

BLOCK!!!

Be sure to pull it out slowly, while moving your finger down and touching the left prong at the same time That's how it's done

Andre could also draw like nothing else and was the go-to guy for putting stiff hosses in their place. Two things that Gowan doesn't and two things that are badly needed in the business today. Am I the only one who imagines the sight of today's stiff motherfuckers like Bradshaw and Goldberg getting their just deserts like that? Maybe Mr. Spear&Jackhammer would protect his opponent a little more after waking up one morning in pain all over. Big drunk angry Andre no-selling Goldberg's stuff would rule all. Seriously, I'd PAY good money to see that. I'd praise Randy Orton to see that. And pay good money, bad money, Monopoly money, everything Canadian money?

Goddamn Purdue fumbling This one may well be over And KSU is official, woohoo!

Go and fetch me some fresh jam

And we switch to Ohhhio State-Purdue Though I wanted to see a silent Lincoln crowd after this asskicking they've had coming all these years First win in Lincoln in however many years First back-to-back wins in... probably ever This rules

TD Cats PAT will make it 38-9

As a longtime fan of the Big 12(ne:8), I can tell you that would be the biggest insult in the world to those other teams And I would be laughing the whole time

I can't mess back with you? Dang

You expended effort, I benefited I win

Best. Offense. Ever.

I pulled a KKK and made someone else do the work for me Oh, yes, it is one of those games, hmm

Who's Banky?

I demand screenshots

Oh hell yes

Click on the bday cake at the end of the 'toon

I feel so unloved

Beautiful f'king touchdown

You missed my point entirely You said smarks in the writing room would push their favorite wrestlers while ones they didn't like could toil in crappy (or no) storylines, which implies that you must think that the McMahons are totally objective and unbiased in who they write good and bad storylines for Now go to your corner and think about what you just said

Goddammit, I go out on another job and KSU decides just then to open up the whoopass on the Jailhuskers

That's funny, I was looking up this guy just the other day. His real name is Philip Theis, and he never worked under a different gimmick in the big time. I loved his hometown though... ..."From the Outer Reaches of Your Mind"! I do remember hearing of him wrestle in indies around the same time under the name of "Mondo Kahn" or something like that Would make more sense given his outfit

I thought Missy Hyatt was still with WCW at that point

Replace the cornstalks with cannabis plants That'd make much more sense for Nebraska

Of course, Bif could have just as easily checked Dames' profile I have two months on Dames, woohoo.