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  1. Slayer

    For KKK - My Hippie Hating Brother

    Heh. Or if he weren't black. Marney, I thought you hated me. I feel a Full House Moment coming on. Everywhere you look (everywhere) There's a smark (there's a smark) A here to hold onto
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    Official College Football thread

    I'm not worried about the OU game at all. Now taking on Nebraska at Lincoln... that's cause for concern... I want to see that streak end... lord I hate the f'king Huskers Go KSU, Michigan and OU
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    Telemarketer

    Which was four more minutes than you needed to finish
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    If earth was the WWE folder...

    "What TSM would be like if it were full of JMA clones"
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    WWE Unscripted

    Can we only submit a certain number of posts in the thread to classics? Say, everything up until Chave's first closing bit I stopped posting after that because I wanted this thread to find a nice home in the Classics forum.... <sniff>
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    Nidia gets a boob job..

    <puts on amateur biologist hat> The veins thing sounds like bullshit to me because even if you implant something into the breast, you're in effect going to stretch the skin around the implant, meaning veins in the skin would still be visible since the implant has no effect on those. There're supposed to be several visible telltale signs re: fakery, but I don't know what they are, nor do I really care. The only true evidence I can think of is the surgical scars, and you're not seeing those.
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    Hey, I just remembered something

    But they're such unique individual posters...
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    When in trouble...

    Aslay... I like that... sounds pig-latinish How many weeks worth of material did we come up with in the Fertig (cheap plug) thread?
  9. Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more </HumanJukebox>
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    True or False with Nash and Angle

    But... Foley... smark favorite... cost Benoit... smark favorite.... compute... does not... <explosion>
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    When in trouble...

    What will it do?
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    When in trouble...

    Need I bring up the other couple of times in the last few years when external consultants pointed out such errors, and were then promptly shown the door as quickly as they were brought in?
  13. Slayer

    Brock Lesnar's Mystique is Gone

    The ironman wasn't clean at all. The whole story of the match was Brock cheating like mad to win the title A heel that cheats? What is this world coming to?
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    NL Cy Young

    You can't play for the Dodgers without abusing some kind of container in the dugout (see: Carlos Perez and Tommy Lasorda)
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    For KKK - My Hippie Hating Brother

    Untrue. Scientific laws do allow for minor exceptions here and there One of my exs (exes? ex's? What is the plural of "ex" anyway?) was quite hefty, but gave the best damn head I can remember
  16. <interrupts the saga with commercial breaks for male enhancement drugs and Ronco products>
  17. Slayer

    Police Track Down Alleged Internet Predator

    Come to think of it... Has anyone seen The Pooh Me lately?
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    Autograph signings...and the insane prices

    Makes sense to me, after all, don't you know how hard it is for athletes to write cohesive sentences that aren't their own name? I'd want my picture with him, especially if he breaks out the mega-fro for old times sake:
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    School drug raid causes uproar

    I think if I were a teacher these days, I'd be hooked on drugs too. How else would you cope with all the bullshit you're forced to put up with? "Who taught you students how to do this?" "You allright! We learned it by watching you!"
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    Goonies Pt 2

    Feldman had some initial success for about 5 years following Goonies, before the burnout It's just that Astin has had the bigger long term career, albeit with only two real defining roles beyond Mikey (Rudy and Samwise) Though that's only if you limit it to the kids and exclude Davi and Pantoliano, who've had decent careers since. Toy Soldiers. Great movie, but not a defining role character The three characters I said are the ones (so far) that he will be remembered for... first for Samwise, because it's the most recent epic and freshest in people's minds, then for Rudy, because it's a legendary film, and then Mikey
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    Is it Me

    Also, it looks like she binged on Red Nyquil before the shot
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    Heavy Metal Fans Are Such Bitches

    To be honest I've never really liked Arch Enemy myself, and I'm one of the biggest melodic death/black metal marks you'll find But, you have to admit the acquisition of Gossow was a good thing. Before her, Arch Enemy was JADMB, but bringing in a female DM singer put them on the map, regardless of whether there was any actual improvement in the music or not.
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    Is it Me

    That facial picture of her looks like it's been airbrushed more than a Playboy pussy
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    The Reinstatement of Sakura

    Apparently people have been stockpiling altered cat pics for years, in case they ever needed them someday How long until we use these pics as currency?
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    Favorite songs under a minute.

    Stormtroopers of Death - "Fuck the Middle East"
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