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  1. Slayer

    WWE News

    ONE-UH!! You didn't hear his first couple of "live" promos? Freakin' horrible. But, I'm not telling you anything you shouldn't already know. I must've missed those. Nice use of that slogan though To me it seems like it's one of those circular "Who fucked up more in this case: The writers or the wrestler?" questions
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    WWE News

    BATISTA?!??!?!?!? Uh, yeah, I like the guy He's Dave, like him
  3. Slayer

    Stardust!

    Happy bday to you
  4. Slayer

    Prog rock/metal

    From the original prog bands of the 70's like Genesis, Yes, ELP and King Crimson (I've heard Jethro Tull get thrown in there too, but I'm not feeling it) To the later 70's bands that forged their own radio-prog style, like Saga and Rush To 80's bands who borrowed heavily from Genesis, like Marillion, IQ and Pendragon To heavy metal bands that took metal to new heights, like Dream Theater, Queensryche and Fates Warning And plenty of other bands I can't quite think of off my head...
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    Prog rock/metal

    Subterranea by IQ is one of my favorite CDs ever
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    Why all the hate for Bob Holly

    This thread gets the Gasface
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    Christina vs Pink

    Hopefully they've damaged them enough already with marathon fellatios
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    Workers Discover Body Parts in FedEx Box

    Guess I'll be shipping my penis with UPS
  9. Slayer

    Garrison Cade

    He did have a nice head of long blond hair, but that got lost with the whole "cut it or we're not promoting you" bit that the 'E' has been sporadically employing lately
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    Arrested Development

    I haven't watched the show yet, but man, has the group AD done anything since "Mr. Wendell"? This is up there with the Spike vs. Spike suit
  11. Slayer

    WWE News

    He also had a slam dunk gimmick that he failed to peform well. I'm confused with the SOH thing, as I've heard two sides to it One (like AS is saying) was that he had no business being given the free-thinking radical gimmick because, while he could carry off the taped promos, he couldn't carry the thing on a live scale. The other (which is more what I believe) was that he could have worked it well, but never had the chance to run with said gimmick because they inexplicably hooked him with Piper and cut off that gimmick at the knees, shoulders and neck.
  12. That'll be a nice contrast there <cues up the "Kids vs. Adults" song from The Simpsons>
  13. This is the only correct answer. Lock thread please. She's probably too dumb to even have sex, dur hur
  14. Slayer

    Official College Football thread

    Yes, but our teams split, so where would that put us? Say that to a Vikings, Bears or Lions fan with a straight face Say that to a UFlorida fan with a straight face Though, if it's any solace, I don't like UFlorida either
  15. Slayer

    One & Only Week Ten Football Thread

    I haven't caught the two regional TV losses (NY and SD), but reading the statistics, along with having seen the GB game, the problem seems to be in the run defense (which had been money before the losing streak) just couldn't seem to keep either Ahmad Abdul Rahman Green (137) or Ladanian Tomlinson (162) confined in the last two weeks. Certainly there doesn't seem to be a great problem in the offense, as they're not scoring any fewer points than they have on average this whole season
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    Why all the hate for Bob Holly

    Like Coffeyag0 said, I believe it means that, like a full nelson you snake your arms under your opponents shoulders and around, but instead of clasping your hands on their neck, you clasp them over their face
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    Matt Young and The Bad Guy after completing DKC

    Wish I could take credit for it, but I stole it from Mole's sig With the pic of two young boys though, I couldn't resist
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    Garrison Cade

    This thread makes me want to get high
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    This is a pathetic excuse for a thread.

    Say hi to Dave for me I wasn't saying Jacksinville in particular, just the Florida area that would be nice. No icy roads, scraping car windows, oh, it would rule. nonononono... I thought you Canadian youngins lived and died by those beer commercials
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    One & Only Week Ten Football Thread

    If Minnesota fails to win the division, I want to see Chicago or Detroit win it (yeah yeah I know) Anyone other than White Bay
  21. Slayer

    This is a pathetic excuse for a thread.

    Say hi to Dave for me
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    This is a pathetic excuse for a thread.

    "So I'm sitting at a bar, and I see a cute girl sitting alone at the other end, and I'm thinking 'I'm alone, she's alone, why not.. annoy her?'"
  23. Slayer

    Official College Football thread

    Well, to be honest, after whatever bowl is hosting the title game, all the others are second, and by second I mean nothing Well, I wouldn't really call what I said insulting her, though I could turn on the insult juices if I wanted to And I just noticed the Green Bay icon now in your sig... man, you seem like a cool guy and all, and I want to like you, but damn you're piling on the teams I don't like, heh.
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    This is a pathetic excuse for a thread.

    He looks kinda like Dave Attell
  25. Slayer

    Official College Football thread

    You can't spell Citrus without 'UT' Besides, the year before that, my other college (being Kansas State) waxed all over UT, so we'll call it even
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