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Damn, after reading this, and the kayfabe thread, TCR and RRR appear to be one dangerous writing duo Fear...

Anal Cunt lyrics rule

Sure, I've never been part of a classic thread before (even though I didn't contribute that much)

Will Flair make a guest appearance as a resident?

Ironically enough, whenever I ask most kids I know about what genres they like, country and rap are always excluded "I like everything... except country and rap"

Don't forget Rain Man and Flowers For Algernon. And if we can get some more gold nuggets in this baby I'll move to retire this to Classics. Have we covered every retard movie then? Wait, where's Forest Gump... or The Other Sister... we need a female retard for Fertig to bang Must....resist.....Lita joke. Fertig: Are you ready? Cause I'm ready Lita: No Fertig, uh, I'm not weady Fertig: Ohh... Lita: I wath thinking we couldth wait 'til the nexth holiday cause holidayth are thpecial. Fertig: oh cause I feel special right now Lita.

Don't forget Rain Man and Flowers For Algernon. And if we can get some more gold nuggets in this baby I'll move to retire this to Classics. Have we covered every retard movie then? Wait, where's Forest Gump... or The Other Sister... we need a female retard for Fertig to bang

I believe the first gurlfriend journal was 100% legit, however. Sometimes it's hard to tell If it's legit, it's horribly funny. If it's gimmicked, it reeks of trying too hard. But still... small doses

So we went from Of Mice and Men to Awakenings? you guys are something else

Since it's fairly obvious that's a gimmick journal, I'll say that stuff like that is funny in small doses, but having a whole page of it just makes my head hurt Edit: Post 666! I'm e-vil... if only for a couple seconds

They didn't want 2 Lance's on the same show, so Storm could keep the name. Gerwitz' infinite comic book geekdom mad him associate Lance Cade with Batman character Garrison Cain, and the rest is history... And who the hell is Garrison Cain?

Or get this: Goldberg! What is he, a lawyer with an attitude? Goldberg the Evil Banker His natural foe would've been IRS

You're making this sound like wrestling's answer to Of Mice and Men Kertig will accidentally kill Trish Stratus, and Tomko plants one in the back of Kretig's skull. "Tell me about the rabbits, Tomko..."

These character ideas are funny, even though we all know that's more thought than they'd ever put into their characters Their character depth will consist of yelling a lot while doing the FOUR HOSS MOVES OF DOOM!

Well, I don't know about everyone, but it's certainly mine (being a Michigan fan and certified Luckeye hater) Oklahoma would be more like Earthquake, squashing everyone in sight Side note: Who/what the hell is that in your avatar, and what is she saying?

Because someone thought it would be a good idea ...take that for what you will

...ouch... Well, for me, a couple of the little things did provide amusement... like how I did get a chuckle in ANH when Han runs into 50 stormtroopers (as opposed to like 10 in the original) on the Death Star I suppose I'd have to throw myself in the purist pile though, much as I am loathe to label myself as such

In Seven's case, his parents. Kevin Fertig is Seven's real name. Same with Tomko, as I believe Tomko is Bane's real last name. Man, if the WWE is calling up players from the Hoss Minor Leagues, the least they could do is make them somewhat interesting... but then again, we know about WWE logic

Don't forget he was DDP's bodyguard in '95 too, although he looked totally different... as DDP's bodyguard I believe he had scraggly hair, then when he joined the DoD he got a really gay looking buzzcut

OHHHio State won its national title with help from the referees and the "wait...wait...wait...FLAG!" penalty when the game should've been over, that's why they get the three H name If (hopefully when) OU wins, they'll do it all on their own

Pure nightshirt goodness Thanks HQ

Honestly, I don't remember much anything about the 1998 college football season except for Kansas State getting doubly screwed (first against Texas A&M and then by getting dumped in the Holiday Bowl), hence everything else from that year is one big blur As I've said before, '98 was the roller coaster from hell for me for football (KSU and Minnesota Vikings)... the coaster goes up... up... up... looks like we're gonna get our chances at the championships... and in come the football deities saying "NO YOU DON'T!" and send the coaster down a 90° plunge straight to football hell Not that I'm bitter, oh no BTW the coach back then was John Cooper, who was there from 1988 to 2000, and us Michigan fans loved him because we went 11-2 against him in that time, including knocking them out of the 1996 national title hunt. Since Tressel has come in, we've gone 0-2 and watched OHHHio State win a national title I'm still not bitter...

First off, I would discount pretty much everything before the super-heavy run with Crash (RIP)... I mean, could you possibly take him seriously in the NASCAR gimmick or short neo-MX run, stiff or not stiff? During and since the super-heavy run, he's apparently tried to do his best to look like a badass and make everyone forget about 1993-1999, but I just can never take him seriously in any form or fashion

Lebron wins!! ...over the Wizards... Man, Lebron may own right now, but the Cavs are still gonna circle around the bottom of the tank </captainobvious>

Before f'king Tressel came along, the Luckeyes played Luger to Michigan's Flair, and all was right in the world.