Slayer

Maybe TSM will get an offseason of it's own... ...<looks around>

Try four pages ago

I want to see Wells go elsewhere if only to see him regrow his monster goatee again That thing was scary

R-rated? Fuck that

I can see his episode information now...

I don't want you dead, but I will offer to personally fertilize the fresh grass on your grave... Unless you're cremated, then I'll mix your ashes in the kitty litter box

If this ain't right for this forum, move it. I just saw on the news that earlier today Court TV had filmed a man trying to shoot his own lawyer at close range, but the lawyer was hiding behind a tree and bobbing and weaving every attempt for the guy to shoot at him... you really had to see it to believe it. Amazingly enough, even after his gun was emptied (6-7 shots total I counted), the lawyer was unhurt, and the shooter calmly put his gun in his jacket and walked away, while the lawyer walked the other direction, and while looking exasperated, did little to apprehend his assaulted (granted, he looked like an older man, so he might not have been up to the task, even if the shooter was another older man) The fun part in this? It was all caught on film, and even after the gun was emptied and the man was walking away, past a row of cameras even, no one made any attempt to apprehend him. It took 2-3 minutes for an off duty officer to take him down. Now for the "if it had happened to me" rant.... IIHHTM, as soon as that gun was emptied, and I knew I was uninjured, the shooter would have .5 seconds before I shall attempt to dismember him with my bare hands. Anyone else catch this?

Well, I've had problems with syphillis, and these herpes rashes don't seem to... Oh, you said SUVs...

Holy crap, I just noticed something The "winner" and new posting champion... Choken One

Now that I think about it, half of Anglesault's late October posts were Weaver death threats

My guess is a really hideous girl. I'd still hit it

Can we wish death on ourselves? TSM: The Suicide Marks

I believe we are.......because they aren't here and won't actually read it. Wishing death is pretty much just the highest form of trolling. But why are posters held to some higher regard? Because wishing death on a specific poster is done to get an undesirable response out of them...its a trolling flame....heh. Yeah, but wishing death is wishing death. Why should it matter if the person is here to read that someone 'wants them dead'? Uhm, because its immoral? I just thinks its lazy and unoriginal. Banky talking about morality... If irony was a metaphorical concept, Ripper would say we were engaging in actions relating to that metaphor RIGHT NOW.

<looks at his ass too> Why is your hand down the back of your pants? You son of a bitch.....give me that fucking doll! Wait......you never used them? You never sold any? Oh.......*whistles and walks away........hand still in pants* <uses doll to remove Dama's hand from his pants and put his finger under Banky's nose>

<looks at his ass too> Why is your hand down the back of your pants?

<starts writing a script for the movie version of this thread> "Banned in 60 seconds"

Read my actual post. It should be obvious I the actual topic wasn't about wishing death on him, it was talking about his arguments with me. Uh oh, unregistered account, you know what that means <Lawler voice> "Well, it was nice knowin' ya, Sakura..."

<pulls out stock line TSA wrote for him> <monotone voice> "Why... yes the... weather is... quite... fine today."

Damaramu voodoo dolls, get your Damaramu voodoo dolls here... can't make Damaramu do funny things without your voodoo doll...

Maybe too subtle Can you plan out my whole conversation with you in advance? I'm too lazy to do so myself.

Hey TSA, can you tell me how I'm supposed to respond to you?

I've been dancing all day Ain't you tired yet?

I suggest a class-action lawsuit against the 'E' for subjecting us to the move for the last 3 years

Source Wow, first Kobe, now Peyton... how long until every supposed "good guy" in sports becomes the subject of lawsuits (criminal or civil)... I can almost see someone filing a paternity suit against David Robinson at this rate. And also, I'm not exactly sure how accusing someone of having a potty-mouth constitutes defamation of character... Woman's Boss: "Well, she's done a good job for us, but according to Peyton Manning, she has a vulgar mouth... she is so fired!"

OMG PUROTAKER IS TEH BEST~! No. He still sucks. He's old, banged up, useless in the grand scheme of things. To say nothing of the fact that it's Taker and not Benoit who cuts the least compelling promos. I think his "increased workrate" is blown out of proportion because we're comparing it to when he reeeeeally sucked (i.e.: always). He's overstayed his welcome now and might as well come full-circle as the Deadman on the way out. I disagree....the guy's been a much better worker experimenting with new styles, and even his promos aren't as boring as they used to be.......Also, WWE being so kayfabe is gonna bring back the DEAD undertaker? I doubt it re: Taker's moveset. First, I think it was Scooter who said something along the lines of Takers "new" moveset = Takers old moveset + a couple MMA moves != "new and exciting" (BTW != means "does not equal" for those non-coding peeps out there) That pretty well sums up my opinion as well re: Taker's promos Takers current promos just plain suck. At least Deadman Taker's dark promos were interesting to me, with the culminating "Rest in peace" sending chills down your spine, whereas Bikertaker's current promos are just generic "I'm gonna kick your ass" type promos, along with him throwing out remarks about "invading my yard" like some bitter old man on a porch