Slayer

I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right. How does a girl order a blowjob? Doesn't that get you an odd look? Actually, if there are a lot of guys around, they tend to perk up, since a blowjob shot has to be taken using only the mouth--no hands. And if you're really a tradionalist (or an exhibitionist), the girl is supposed to pick the shot up from between a guy's legs. The first time I ever did one in a bar, I was literally the only female around, so I had like 15 guys watching me take this shot...that really wasn't fun, actually. They taste good, though. <insert "spit or swallow" joke here>

The hell? They played the "Little Rascals" theme over footage of Dontrelle in the minors... Well, I guess he does kinda look like Buckwheat "I be-uh throwin' the strikes now, suh"

I've never heard of them being made that way. The ones I've had were Bailey's and Kahlua, but that's probably because I'm from Waco, and Lord knows bartenders in Waco never know how to make anything right. Sure are a lot of girls from Texas here Okay, two girls... but that's almost 20% of the female population here

At least he didn't make a joke about this Berry

The hell, I come back from dinner and Wells is already out? He musta got yanked because he's JUST TOO FAT </scooter>

No, not at all, now if you'll excuse me <grabs random bottle from her liquor cabinet and chugs it down like John Belushi in Animal House>

If you're gonna swerve me from sex with liquor, at least make it good liquor Coffee liquor <shudder> Well you should have known I wasn't talking about sex....I'm not a bad girl....although sometimes I like to be spanked Yeah, well, umm... Texas still sucks. It's like New York City, but with funny hats.

Come on... what 13 year old male wouldn't want a perpetual erection?

If you're gonna swerve me from sex with liquor, at least make it good liquor Coffee liquor <shudder>

Haha

Sure Panty shots... Hooter shots... Maybe flu shots later... What about blowjobs? Well, it's not really a shot... save for maybe a cum shot... But I ain't gonna be picky A blowjob is a shot: Vodka, coffee brandy, coffee liqueur OMG SWERVE~!

Sure Panty shots... Hooter shots... Maybe flu shots later... What about blowjobs? Well, it's not really a shot... save for maybe a cum shot... But I ain't gonna be picky

I sure hope the Jews control the ice cream truck in my neighborhood... coming to my house... I could go for a bomb pop now... <looks outside to see nothing> Aw, nuts...

<tries to avoid patting self on back for POTY nomination> <...pat>

Sure Panty shots... Hooter shots... Maybe flu shots later...

Complete with self-contained Texas-produced beer because Texans are too good for beer from St. Louis or Milwaukee?! ....Just for that, I'll have a Sam Adams (it's always a good decision)

What? You think I want a drink from you? Your kind are the people who drag us down... Your kind cause nothing but problems for society Let me say, there is absolutely no way I am ever... and I mean ever... taking a drink from... ...a Texan ... Seriously, whaddya got?

Oh Jesus Christ, I have no idea what you're talking about

Too obvious Besides, is Goldberg someone you want to be emulating? I mean, he's Jewish! And a shitty wrestler, but still.

And we don't care much for you either! <shakes fist> (nothing but love, Ripper, nothing but love)

<returns the spear while he sleeps>

I got shafted, boo-urns

Back of the line pal <shove> Sheeeiiiiittt. I was here first. *SPEARS~! Angelslayer and makes off with the box of cupcakes* Spearchucker! <pulls out spear from chest complete with own heart attached> ...oh shit

Greek and Scandinavian. My parents were also evil race-mixing scum! So you're either tall, blond with a name ending in "son" or "org", or short and squart with dark hair and a name that ends in "opolus"

Back of the line pal <shove>