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Damn, I leave for a couple hours and I miss cupcakes and the fruckus Any left?

If by "wild and unpredictable" they mean 'corporate conformist" then yes, she is

I remember in the old Simpsons episode when they were watching a pro wrestling match and generic heel wrestler hits generic face wrestler with a wrench and does the arrogant foot pin, I think the referee actually slaps the mat 4 times. And even a 4 count is still not enough for King Kong Bundy

<makes post so Mik doesn't feel lonely>

Who cares? "UseTheSledgehammerUh" is a great name. But go ahead, cut a promo on him, Undertaker-style. This is our yard. And we're the big dogs. You wanna play fetch? You play in the same yard with the big dogs. You can't have your own yard. And if you can't play with the big dogs, we're gonna eat 'ya. I'll cut a promo on him.... Benoit style! "..... ..... ..... ..... ....." So... yeah, hope you learned your lesson, bastard

Inspired by last week's two baseball series, I want to hear your painful sports memories... those times when your sports loyalty just left you feeling lower than shit Here's mine NFL -Minnesota steamrolls through '98 season only to lose NFC title game to surprising Falcons team because Anderson finally shanked a kick and Dennis Green mismanaged the clock horribly MLB -Last week. Too obvious -Game 6 '86. Though I was young and barely remember, the replays and lore burn it into my brain -Reds pull off amazing comeback in mid-late '99, only to get blown out by NY in the 1-game playoff College Football -Nebraska's kick-up TD against Missouri in '97. Whether it was legit is another issue, but it made their season, and prevented the Wolverines from getting an undisputed championship. -Kansas State finally beats Nebraska in '98, and looks to be heading to the first BCS championship game, only to lose to A&M in the Big 12 title game (on a still questionable TD) and gets shafted by BCS all the way down to the Holiday Bowl College Basketball -Chris Webber's no-time-outs-left time-out call ...so come on, share your pain

I would've laughed if this thread were a SWERVE and they said Stephanie was coming back anyway

So you did get to see a championship win, right? Let me ask this then, how do you think it would have been if the Braves won that WS and then dropped in the basement never to be heard of again? Would it have been seen as a triumphant closing to a team that finally won it after two failed tries? Would it have been better if it had stopped there than going on to two more WS and losing those? Not to get on you, but it seems like Braves fans let everything that have happened since the WS win erase the memory that, yes, you did win a championship

Let's turn it into a fun little game Find the PPV in the last 10-15 years (depending on how far you want to go back) featuring the most dead or now fucked up wrestlers.

Jon Voight, Coming Home Also for playing a Vietnam Vet I guess the wheelchair pushed the voters in his favor Personally I could've done without the scene of him going down on Jane Fonda as well...

Well, like I said, of the 9 identifiable females on this board, it seems like maybe one or two actually post in the wrestling folders. But that is the beauty of the TSM board, we can discuss other things here beyond wrestling.

I thought it was the stipulation that Austin never loses to anyone ever

And then there are guys with girl's names ("Dawn", I'm looking in your direction)

I thought women were good at that though </stereotype> Well, it is the internet, so personal facts are always suspect, but my interpretation from reading and catching other posts would count: You (right?) CC Cancer SweetNSexy Texas Small Arms Stardust WelshJerichoMark Maybe a couple others, I dunno. I could be wrong. Edit: Damn, other people chimed in while I was prepping my post Edit2: Forgot Yuna and Buffy, that bumps it up to 9

I used to be one.... Heh, funny thing I've noticed since coming here, there's somewhere between 7-10 females I've identified (as far as I can tell), and it seems like Canadian Chick is the only one who posts in the WWE folder. All the other females seem to hang out in the non-wrestling forums for the most part.

Definitely would have to go with Not Team Angle

Attempting to terrorize the US Oh, wait...

Is the first 'u' actually capitalized? <g> Really though, I'm not hating on the guy. He was certainly a great player. I'm hating on the media focusing on him for 99.5% of that hockey postseason.

I concur. How you could go against that story... Well, I did, for one, first being a Devils fan, and second because I got so damn tired of all the talk about Ray Borque and his lack of a ring. The media was all oversaturated with: Borque this Borque that Borque you Dooby dooby doo, Borque Borque Borque It got so damn tiring Like I was talking about with Anglesault in the WS folder, I hate sappy feel-good sports stories, and this was right up there at the top

And you got a hard piece of gum....and the cards smelled like gum. And we liked it! WE LIKED IT!

Watch someone try to buy up all the packs and then have a framed jersey that looks like it met the business end of a paper shredder

One funny thing that caught my eye is him saying he's the only one who actually stretches pre-matches Every weight trainer and phys ed teacher I ever had hammered into my head the importance of stretching before lifting/other athletic events ...so I find it funny that (if this is to be believed) that pro wrestlers aren't stretching before going out and engaging in strenuous exercise in the ring Wait, we're talking about the new WWE where athleticism means nothing , matches are two minutes long (my underconditioned ass could go out there for that long), and endurance means how well you can take weapon shots Nevermind

An a side note, I don't remember that Boy Crazy song/group at all... What year was that? And how old is she again?

I'm curious to what the victim is in prison for The original victim I mean... the kid... You know what I mean

Don't worry, as long as you're over 7 feet tall and 500 lbs, you'll always be guaranteed a job in Vince's empire, freckles or not