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I say the Celtics try to get Jacques Vaughn, Scott Pollard and Greg Ostertag, since it looks like they're trying to reunite the suck squad from the mid-late 90's Kansas team

Maybe people have been doing this for awhile, but in the last year it's really caught my ear and getting on my nerves When people end their sentences with conjunctions and then just trail off "Blah blah blah blah, and...." "Blah blah blah blah, but..." And the biggest offender "blah blah blah blah blah, soooo...." So... so what?! So are you gonna say something after "so"?! Conjunctions are for leading into another sentence, not terminating it. It's irritating

Good, I'm tired of him biking to the ring and talking about people invading his yard, like some crotchety old man on his porch Somehow though I don't think the deadman gimmick would be quite the same without the long hair. That's just my opinion

Best non-Jason FTT death scene: In FTT Part V, when the fat kid turns around and gets axed by the asshole. I laughed at that.

I must say, I laughed my ass off watching that. Especially at the announcers' call: "It's Leon Lett! NOOOOO!!" That, combined with the stripped ball return at Super Bowl XXVII (the lone low point for the Cowboys in that game) and 1993 was not a banner year for Lett

Since we're playing the punctuation game, D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R HA! I guess karma came and bit me on the ass, huh? <waits for slew of TSM men volunteering to play the role of "Karma">

Ahh yes, for every person's painful sports memory, there's someone on the other side for whom it's a great sports memory

The four McMahons will masturbate in the middle of the ring for three hours

Orange Crush was Denver Miami had the No Name defense

BTW, Fozzy rules. Keep up the good work, Jericho

Watch Levesque try to upstage Jericho by forming his own metal act Of course, given Levesque's vocal talents, he probably couldn't do anything beyond death metal <fast guitar riffs> "uuuhhhhh... uhhhhhhh.... uh uh uhhhhh.... unnnhhhhh.... uhhhhhhhh..."

Well don't I feel like a dumbass now... I was hoping for an 0-16 season for them, myself Fuck Rottenheimer

Well, the 1986 Browns defense was far superior to Denver's for the most part. I couldn't see Washington putting up 55 against the Brownies. The 49ers were a force, but my heart says The Browns would of fared a bit better. Well, the 1989 Browns would have been taken to school and back. Speaking for me, it would have been nice to see Cleveland make it to at least ONE fucking Super Bowl. Minor historical quibbles here, though I see your points NFC Super Bowl reps '86 was the Giants, when Phil Simms picked apart the holes in Denver's defense '87 was the Redskins, when Doug Johnson did the same thing '89 was the 49ers, when Montana not only picked apart the holes but stuck his cock right in them because he owned the Broncos that night

One thing to ponder about the Browns problems from '86-'89 though... Had they beaten the Broncos in any or all of those years, how would they have fared against the same NFC teams that would go on to bend the Broncos over and make them their bitch to the nth degree?

<from old Letterman Top 10 list> Batman's Top 10 Pet Peeves #1 "When people call him 'The Batman'... it's just 'Batman' dammit!"

I'd have to go with the Steel Curtain, they did more over a longer period of time Plus more of them have found their way into the HOF (Greene, Lambert, Ham, Blount) than from the '85 Bears (Singletary) Not to say the '85 Bears weren't great, but history showed them to be one hit wonders

stop calling me asshole. "Asshole!"

Why does this game get so much love nowadays? It was a HORRIBLE game with an exciting finish. Everyone turned it off in the second quarter, then came back when they found out the Titans were coming back late. One defining moment at the end of a game can wipe out the memory of the entire game The same could be said for the Titans-Bills last second TD game that year also

Ouch Out of how many total games played? We were 7-108-5 in 4 years, we played 30 games in a season, and we went winless my freshman and sophomore year. ... Let me amend my "ouch" into a "holy fucking shit"

Johnson to McCardell for 75 yd TD for TB

I was going to put that as the caveat comeback in my post, but I didn't think I would have to... guess I was wrong Beuerlein is still a decent QB. Plus, they still have the running game, Plummer being out doesn't affect that.

Ouch Out of how many total games played?

Oh yes... they were doing fine without him Like the Osborne farewell present theory, you mean? But at least Michigan did get the national title that year... Michigan's unfortunate moment as I said was the Webber TO call, which became the defining moment for UM basketball, even though they had just won the title 4 years previous It's the same thing with Kansas (who, while I live here, I despise greatly)... they won the national title in '88 (with Larry Brown and a team NO ONE expected to win), but Roy Williams transcendant art of choking with powerhouse teams has disheartened fans here... it's almost like '88 never happened.

Well, even so, it seemed like the bad shit really didn't start happening until shortly after the awesome early 90's run... You forgot the very obvious from last week, unless you were omitting it for the same reason As for last years Cup playoffs, Anaheim was a story no matter what, so them winning in their final was not an issue. Plus Minnesota hardly choked, they just got dominated by a better team. Although Ottawa going to the finals might've been better from the "pulling in Canada" POV But, the Devils won, so regardless, I was satisfied

And Minnesota puts it away Now maybe people will shut up about them not having played a "real" team Bring on the Giants