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This is a perfectly acceptable counter

BET Duh

Show me a lovecraft thread that did

The people who go "How dare you! Shame on you! Shame shame!" are a lot more annoying than the people who tell those people to shut the hell up

There goes Ripper, speaking on behalf of all Rippers again

Just let everyone be openly racist There, a solution for all

I hope your neck isn't sore from the cross you're bearing

"These allusions to breasts would traumatize my child!"

The grass is greener

"Dum de dum, just another day and OH GOD I'M DYING"

5th grade - Separation of the boys and girls into different rooms. The school's one male teacher then showed us the "boy video" while the girls watched the "girl video", then they swapped the tapes. The tapes only covered the biological aspects, i.e. boys have a penis and get hair, girls have a vagina and get boobs and periods and also hair, etc. They didn't let us ask any questions though. "There, we've taught them everything they need to know for now." 6th grade - From here on out they kept us all together and showed us more tapes about biological differences, and then went into all the psychological aspects (bo-ring). They let us ask questions this time, and thanks to a line of questions about gay people, we learned about the concept of anal sex. 7th grade - For some reason they went over this in Home Ec class (which was part of a six week rotation with other electives like art and music). The only thing I remember was this superhero comicbook video they showed us about STDs, where each of the STDs was a supervillain of some sort (the evil Dr Syphillis, or something like that) and could only be defeated by the likes of Captain Condom and Admiral Abstinence. This video was the source of much amusement for a good while after. 8th grade - General science class. The teacher had a kleenex box for anonymous question submission. I wrote several absurd/dirty questions, but only got one read in front of the class. This was also the closest we ever got to seeing real images of genitals and intercourse (as I'd find out from a younger friend of mine, when he went through a few years later they showed real pics of everything) as they showed us infrared images of penis becoming erect as well as a girl getting aroused, then they finally showed real sex! ...from the inside that is, as we got to see what ejaculation looked like from inside the vagina (someone posted an anigif of something similar in the Pictures I Like thread awhile back), finally culminating in a live shot of childbirth, which naturally drew a lot of "ews" from the class, as well as exclamations "I'm never having kids!" by the 13-14 y/o girls. I don't remember doing anything in high school... I guess by then we knew everything we needed to!

You really have been hanging out at the Pit too much "This is a serious topic for serious discussion that needs to be discussed seriously!"

I didn't think the Easter one was that great, but I was never big on the whole DaVinci Code phenomenon I think the next episode should satirize the whole UK soldiers in Iran situation

PTI is a very artsy and dramatic show that can get away with this sort of talk

That was your problem, Will Ferrell makes things unfunny Yet you get annoyed when there is a lack of seriousness as well. You've been hanging out at the Pit too much

Word is that the Huggins departure from KSU might leave the program in even worse condition than he came in, with his highly touted recruiting class mostly looking to bail now.

Why would he want a plane ticket to where he's at

kkk beat me to the punch on what happened with that... but really, Rome hasn't been that antagonistic in years. Pretty much the only way Rome "talks smack" on anyone now is if they say anything racist, anti-gay or make fun of retards. He doesn't really call out players for bad plays anymore (as he was doing with the "Chris" Everett incident) and he never takes any callers or interviews with people who will argue with him. I remember back in '00 or so when he got on Scott Boras for the whole Adrian Beltre/Dodgers issue and when Boras called Rome to take him to task, Rome's balls disappeared rather quickly. And as Leena said, I'm glad someone called him out on the soccer issue. He used to make fun of NASCAR nonstop but now can't wipe their cum off his chin fast enough, while still knocking on soccer and amateur wrestling.

That's awful. Rome's a fucking pup... I don't know why he still talks all that stuff about "smack" when he's all over nearly everyone's dick now Unless you say something derogatory about gays, minorities or retards, then you'd better watch out

What the fuck... I was all ready to be glad someone finally called out Rome on his bullshit, and then he retracts?

Orders from the top!

Motherfucker

Remember when someone made a post, and then Koh-ab would respond with an ellipses Those were good times

Can the O's replicate the magic of the 1988 season?