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He's probably right. Crazy hasn't done anything remotely entertaining since One Night Stand 2005.

Remember how you read an X-Men comic in 1991 and were like "Hey, Wolverine has muscles. Cool. Hey, Bishop has muscles, cool." And then you read a Youngblood comic and said: "Um...that guy/girl has really unrealistically drawn muscles. That's really stupid." ____ That's the point. Someone's Liefeld-ing with Wolverine's book and putting unrealistic (and in COMICS, thats a stretch) stuff in it. "Wolverine can just heal from a skeleton" slaps in the face every writer and fan that was there for say, Fatal Attractions when he was just about to die after having the metal taken out of him. Or when Jubilee helped him from near death at the hands of the Reavers. WOLVERINE STILL HAD ALL HIS BLOOD AND HIS SKIN THERE, and was seconds away from DEATH. And he just shrugs off being melted down to a skeleton? CMON.

I was dating this girl in college. She's in a sorority and blonde, so you're probably thinking "Wow, dumb beer guzzling skank". She wasn't. However, she wasn't a super cool, down-to-earth awesome chick either. She was a great student, pretty attractive, but a fucking annoying bitch who had these theories and shit that if you didn't agree with she wouldn't talk to you when she went to sleep. She was like...a robot with tits. Emotionless at times. So anyways, we rent "Signs". It sucks balls. I start drinking and taking shots because I hate Gibson, but thought maybe...just maybe...M Night could get a few stars our of this one. MOST BORING FUCKING STUPID MOVIE EVER. So immediately afterwards, I'm drunk. She's not as much. I drank heavily to keep pissing so I could leave the room. She starts ranting about how the film is BRILLIANT! OMG I HAVE TO TELL YOU A STORY...she blurbs out. It's about how her friend died in high school. And how he "haunts" her sometimes in dreams and little things around the house, but in a good way. So she sees one of those fucking idiots on TV that talks to spirits, and SURE ENOUGH SHE IS RIGHT! It's just an example of what assbags are out there that fall for stupid hype and get hooked on movies like this. They can be poor, rich, big, small, pretty, ugly, whatever. I don't mind the realm of fantasy, hell I still pick up a few comics every now and then because I miss being a teenager, but goddamn if this shity director is gonna make a bunch of money with THE STUPIDEST PLOT IVE EVER READ IN THOSE SPOILERS. Go read the spoilers. Seriously. I'll send you a 5 dollar bill if you don't laugh at some point. And it's a serious drama. I don't know where I'm going with this so let me just say that the last time I saw an M Night movie I didn't get laid, I threw up in the toilet, and passed out on the floor. So I will not be seeing this, despite earlier notions otherwise.

I pick Jen. She has an incredibly sexy last name for a white girl. Plus, she has nice eyes and that belt that says "JEN" that I can choke her with.

Every movie he has made has sucked and I hate the losers that fall for his propoganda and shitty gimmick endings, so you really don't need to bring up quotes to prove to me that this movie blows. WOW, after reading the plot through the spoilers, I actually want to see this to see what a bad acid trip WITHOUT drugs is like so that I can always remember never to waste my money. This movie sounds like Melrose Place meets Date With An Angel meets Spawn.

The girl in the pic isn't the Brookers girl.

I heard Kennedy did something to piss off the locker room, thus his losing to Matt on Smackdown!. Can someone explain this:

Thanks. I meant to get him off a while ago and forgot. "Johnny Singer? Johnny...Johnny Swinger? Anybody ever heard of this guy? I haven't. 0 out of 10 chance of winning."

Only Tag match was the week 2 main.

Hawk 34, I understand your point. You're probably right. But, even ECW.com has the "kiss" up as a big deal and announces it as a shocking "Paul Heyman kissed Dreamer on the mouth". I understand the "Kiss of Death", but you DON'T DO IT IN WRESTLING. Plus, I'll say it. The real "Kiss of Death" is, IMO, a latent sign of homosexuality too. It's incredibly lame and not befitting of this generation, and especially a "New Breed". _____ razateca's ECW thread MVP for Flash and gay Vince references

That new Kelly Kelly song is catchy.

It was a double-countout. It makes no sense. But it was.

Show no-sells the Old School because he can't breathe.

The Great Khali interfering is stupid. Davari should want his man to get a title shot at the Bash.

I wish they fell on Joey Styles.

Show went to "throw Taker away" with the kickout but Taker was all "fuck that" and stayed on his knees.

PUNCH!! PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh oh! When's Taker gonna do some shitty MMA attacks and get Rudo & friends to throw snowflakes like pennies. GET THIS MATCH.

Funny that Joey's became 10x more a shill after his big "I hate WWE, I don't wanna be a shill!" promo.

After watching Big Show's "offense" for 3 minutes and than getting up to get a soda, I feel like Wally West.

A commercial, awesome.

Taker would be a perfect fit for Sci Fi as ECW World Champ. Send Big Show to Smackdown.

During the commercial break at 7/4 RVD JOBS, Big Show got on the mic and said he was leaving, blah, blah...and left, then came back right before the commercial ended.

So I guess the fortune teller invited the Vampire in last week? Tazz and Styles mentioned possibly inviting him in.

It was the Judgment Day 06 theme. I totally dig ECW's two female whore characters.