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Notes on Paul Heyman kissing Dreamer: Apparently a similar promo happened in July of 1987 between Paul E. Dangerously and Bruiser Brody. PauL E. kept putting him over and then Brody, totally out of character, kissed him on the mouth and ran away.

"A Sabu match with no tables, chairs and minimal high flying? THIS IS EXTREME." Hence - "What is the point of this?" Yeah watching Sabu work that was like a porn dude without a dick.

"Overrated..." "Overrated..." "regimented", nice one.

Shut up, Tazz, their match was 3 minutes long. I think they've recovered.

What the fuck is the point of this?

The WWE writers have obviously forgotten that Balls Mahoney's only two good qualities are to get killed with a chair by Tanaka and have the crowd chant "BALLS" because Hack Myers stopped getting booked.

I guess so, plus those extra viewers from ROBOT APOCALYPSE.

Shut the fuck up, Hawk. The two of them doing that in a wrestling ring is about as taboo as it gets on a pro wrestling show that's trying to find an audience. Anyone freaking out has a right to. This isn't The Sopranos.

ROIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT THE FUCK

Test is a riot squader?

Shannon Moore wants to love YOU. HAHAHAHAHAHA Tazz called himself a "grown man".

Although Triple H Vs. Jericho was by far not hyped as the main event and hurt the show by being last.

Slickster, what's the deal with the top half of your sig pic?

Is this the last appearence of Double K?

"WrestleMania Quality Main Event" despite the defending champion curtain-jerked this year's show.

HA. CANED THE BITCH!

I think Sander's gonna win w/ the Cane when Kelly distracts Knox with her routine.

Besides the lame "Let's Look Back at Last Week!" non-ECW garbage, this is a good way to start off the show. Let's see if Sandman can work. Fuck 'im up, Sandman, fuck 'im up.

Knox needs to never speak again.

Chelsea's "Stefy" ?

Never noticed Mickie James in the intro before.

Right now terrible ring announcer Justin Roberts is telling all the "rabid ECW faithful" to hold up those signs and purchase the new Sandman t-shirt, as cotton candy vendors sell their products to 6 year olds holding Batista signs.

Jericho was a TITLE HOLDER at the time of Fall Brawl 98. Yet Goldy was squashing Rick Fuller and Jerry Flynn every week and saw Jericho as "beneath his level" of work?

I didn't even know she was trying to be funny. I thought she was just...talking.