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Eddie, Why, after many many years of one famous Harriet Winslow, did we see a strikingly DIFFERENT woman claiming to be your mother as your television chronicles came to their final episodes? Was your father suffering from Alzheimer's? And what happened to your sister Judy?

That poster is probably a fake. Where are the Smackdown! and Raw logos that are on EVERY WWE poster, and the "A production of..." labels? That poster is a Photoshopped piece of shit. ProWrestling.com ? Who? And the site where the image "came from" is probably creating it to just start a "NEWZ STORY" about how wwe.com released it early and then changed the storyline and put a new poster out b/c "their site found it". Look at this site, TheWrestlingVoice.com "TheWrestlingVoice.com has created the TWV Wrestling Hall Of Fame, one of the few and only Hall of Fames in wrestling to let you the fan vote on who is inducted!" Wow, I'm so lucky!

I agree with the TNA guys, but not Roderick Strong. O-ver-rated at its best. But I could name many WWE guys who are better workers than TNA's best. What's the point? Kennedy isn't even one of WWE's bests, yet. But he has a good finisher, good enough in-ring skills, and an annoying gimmick that isn't lame, but rather annoyingly funny.

randomguy, with 11 posts, who called Melinda ugly...post a picture of a hotter woman you've slept with.

Waiting > Serenity on an entertainment level.

"I could list off several TNA guys better than Kennedy" Oh really? Workers, not slinkeys.

I was referring to Dean as ripping off the curb stomp more than Kash using the MB.

Maybe I can interest some people in watching these wwe.com shows. What an awesome thing they're doing, watch any time, when you can, instead of awful weekend timeslots! Lemme know if you found this helpful? WWE Velocity No Mercy re-cap video. 1. Simon Dean pinned Paul London in 5:05 with the "Simonizer" after London landed on Dean's hand-cast doing a Standing Shooting Star Press. Notes: "Paul London...Simon says, get your ass out here!" Matthews says when he smells fast food he gets sick. DEAN USES THE SUPER DRAGON CURB STOMP, complete w/ tied up ankles and arms up. Mushroom Stomp by London. London DropSaults Dean in the ass, and due to the low jump LANDS ON HIS HEAD. Ouch. London w/ Standing Shooting Star. 2. Kid Kash pinned Funaki in 7:32 by blocking a Tornado DDT attempt and delivering a modified "Muscle Buster". Notes: Kash's second WWE TV match, having lost to Tajiri on a June Heat. Kash gets a backstage interview, rips Rey & Mexicools. Josh puts over having been in the ring w/ Kash and his ECW past. Mat-based for a while. Kash uses "The Bankroll", a moonsault kick to the face. Funaki enzugiri. Funaki top-rope crossbody. Kash with a beautiful moonsault. Kash's "Muscle Buster" variation has him land on his knee, with Funaki's shoulders driven into his. WWE.com Exclusive: Chris Benoit looks forward to facing Booker T for the U.S. Title, but mentions his wife helped him win. Benoit will leave with the title. Smackdown Re-Cap: Eddie Vs. Orton, Eddie wins by DQ. Batista saves, setting up Eddie/Batista Vs. The Ortons this Friday. 3. Hardcore Holly pinned Sylvan in 7:17 by countering Sylvan's "Three Seconds of Fame" into a small package. Notes: Lot of action, just not spectacular. Not boring. Akio's white suit puts Sylvan's awful white attire to shame. Holly chops Sylvan into the crowd. Sylvan uses a Boston Crab on Holly. Haven't seen someone use that, besides Jericho of course, in quite some time. Sylvan's version is AWFUL. A "French Model" with a Boston Crab? So...ORIGINAL! Holly w/ awesome dropkick. Sylvan almost falls doing a kip-up. Post-match, Sylvan grabs a chair, and ends up getting "Alabama Slammed" onto it. _______________________________________________________ WWE Heat 1. Snitsky pinned Johnny Parisi in 3:22 after an (unnamed) "Catatonic" slam. Notes: Odd hoss heel/new heel match. Parisi's uncle being a WWE Tag Champ is mentioned. Fallaway slam by Snitsky. Snitsky w/ Yakuza Kick. Total squash. STUPID. WWE Rewind: Trish defeats Victoria. A woman saves Trish from a post-match attack. 2. Viscera pinned Jason Bates in 3:05 after the "VD" (Viscera Drop). Notes: Big fat elbowdrop. BUTT-squash in corner. Spinning heel kick. "Vis-agra" on Bates. Avalanche. Big Splash. Wow, he's incorporated every fat WWE star's moves into one. Total Squash. Stupid. 3. Sudden Death Triple-Threat Match for the World Tag Team Titles: Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch defeated The Heart Throbs and The Hurricane & Rosey in 5:37 when Cade pinned Hurricane after a double-team "Sweet and Sour". Notes: The challengers start (Hurricane and Romeo ), which makes NO SENSE in sudden death. Hurricane leg lariat. Now Cade & Murdoch DONT WANT TO TAG IN (?!?!?!?!), when Antonio WANTS TO TAG OUT (?!?!). Ugh. Cade looks like Michaels more and more. Double-slam by the champs on Rosey. Hurricane illegal axe-handle off top frees Rosey from Cade. Middle dropkick Hurricane on Murdoch. Hurricane misses a "Blockbuster" on Cade. Cade clotheslines Hurricane as Murdoch clips his knee, called The Sweet & Sour. 1-2-3. Gordy & Williams they ain't, and it seemed like a solid convincing MVC-like win was what they wanted. Raw Recap: Austin stunners McMahon family. Raw announcers apologize. Linda goes heel, fires Jim Ross. 4. Shelton Benjamin defeated Kerwin White (with Nick Nevin) by disqualification at 3:54 with Nevin interfered after Benjamin hit the "T-Bone Suplex". Notes: Kerwin White's music is fantastic. Shelton on mic, cuts HORRIBLE promo, makes "little penis (putter)" joke. Starts off hot, but Chavo gets caught up doing a leap into Shelton, eh. Rest-holds. Shelton does "Sting" punch-n-kick comeback. Shelton leaps to top rope (using hands on ropes) and does a nice inverted cross body block. Shelton nails Nevin, Kerwin roll-up for 2. Post-match, Matt Striker saves Benjamin from being attacked with a 9-iron.

Public Enemy over Harlem Heat for the Tag Titles a few weeks prior to Halloween Havoc 1996, and the hyped up Heat/Outsiders Tag Title match. No one expected this, as TPE were fodder for the Nasty Boys and not being elevated at all. It was speculated (on TV) that perhaps the Outsiders saw TPE as easier opponents. Heat won the belts back a week later or two.

I saw "Enigma" at Best Buy the other day. Horrible, horrible, horrible cover.

"PAT & SYLVAN". 10/10

Vince should sue Melina for saying "Bubba Dudley". Alexis Laree was on Raw?

I wonder if the son were to be fired from his office and replaced by another employee... "HE TOOK MY ROOM!"

Anyone think this was a little odd? "No, there was no politics at all. When Triple H picked Randy Orton and I for Evolution he was choosing who he wanted to be the next leaders of the company."

You watch your mouth. There's a lot of fans of Brian Yuzna's unique takes on movies and Melinda Clarke's breasts that would argue. Personally, I think 2 had no point other than to make horror fans look like idiots. 3 was at least new and not super insulting. BTW, Aimee Lynn Chadwick is fucking awesome. Her band kicks ass, too.

Couple nights ago at Wal-Mart I grabbed WWE Self Destruction of Ultimate Warrior - 15.76 Species - 7.50

I just watched Necropolis. Absolutely awful, save for the part 4 end where...well, it was mentioned in spoilers above. Glaring errors, everywhere. "I Stand Alone" for the "let's get our intelligence together" montage? Dear God. If Part 5 started with "I Wanna Get Psycho" by Disturbed, it would be cool. But it looked like one continuous big turd of a movie, so I stopped. The "using actors twice" thing...well, it was a continuous movie. What happened with the uncle in pt4 continued at pt5. ________ Still: "She was my first time." "Man you know they say the first time sucks!" Die. Both of you.

Do these suck? Can a real horror fan give me a "Good Horror Movie" review, as well as a "Campy Fun Horror Movie" review? Please?

I popped in Mania XX DVD 2 nights ago. I fast forwarded a lot of the main event because I was tired. Mania XX's main event was horribly built and the "Michaels just gets in the main event" thing was non-logical and bullshit. However, the match was a really good effort, probably the best big-time three-way I've ever seen. If I have to do stars, I'd give it 4 and 1/2. It gets slow at times, and it hasn't aged perfectly in a year 1/2 (the excitement of Benoit maybe-possibly-FINALLY winning the World Title had a lot to do with it). But I'll say this, the Pedigree Tease into the Crossface is the greatest counter ever in the history of WWE or WCW. It's absolutely perfect.

I got screwed for Smackdown!. No LOD, No Kennedy...Kennedy, No Juventud Cruiserweight Champion....BULL-SHITE. Yer' goin' down CanadianChick!

Hogan wasn't shown as virtuous, at all. Hogan even admitted that he's gotten pissy about money, but he never did what Warrior did, was all. Hogan put Warrior as a person over, "I like Jim, I like Warrior". Jeez, Hogan even took credit for the HHavoc match sucking "I had some stupid ideas, etc."

I plan on coming from Jersey to Chicago for Mania, looking for a $100 seat.

Russo's such a mark. I remember meeting him and going off on WCW's obtaining washed up wrinkled 80's WWF hasbeens, and bashing Jim Duggan's US Title reign. He actually defended it and said how Duggan was a draw, and did a "HOOO!!" This doesn't surprise me, he's a mark for his old company that laughs at him, and a mark for his non-existant current career.

Um, so there's no extras for each PPV?

Far be it for us to sully you in our discussion, 146 post king. And that was what, 24 years after he began his first run? Not 4. It wasn't like the company had just put Hogan over Austin, The Rock, Triple H, Kane, Undertaker in succession a few years into his career and Hulk said "I'm better than what you're paying me!" He probably wanted more, Vince said no, and they OBVIOUSLY settled mutually by aborting the angle and temporarily parting ways.