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Jimmy Jacobs on ECW!

YES MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU! KHALIDIOTS UNITE! THE GREAT KHALI IS ON TOP OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING. LOVE LIVE THE PUNJAB.

"Two world champions in a row that have to forfeit their titles due to injury." Plus, you've got Lashley forfeiting the ECW World Title. And the "title reign" of Vince McMahon. And Johnny Nitro holding a major title, much less a World Title. Plus, Taker's Streak/Batista's Run in a mid-card WM match. Not a good year to be a champion unless you're John Cena the Monster Slayer.

If Great Khali wins the title I'm gonna celebrate with lotsa booze and shenanigans.

Is Smackdown! pre-empted in Philly this Friday? Anybody know a site that tells this.

Oh I get it, this is a bumped 5 year-old topic we're supposed to give 411 some "respect" or something, despite being written by a bunch of people not in business. Okay.

I stopped reading this shitty list at "Triple H", since he's wrestled one time this year.

The World Heavyweight Title is passed around like Bischoff's wife. Title Rankings by Importance, now: 1. WWE Title 2. United States Title 3. Women's Title 4. World Heavyweight Title 5. Intercontinental Title 6. ECW World Title 7. World Tag Team Titles 8. WWE Tag Team Titles 9. Cruiserweight Title

Wrestling "slaps" are so lame. Come on. It's not 1981.

John Cena Batista Shawn Michaels Triple H The Undertaker Rey Mysterio Bobby Lashley Matt Hardy Jeff Hardy

What chat room?

That was the equivalent of John Cena in a 4-way with Chavo, Funaki, and Matt Striker.

The WGTT 'beater is no track suit.

No, Matt and Jeff are promised work on the show, if you remember the Press Release for the tri-brand PPVs. The Hardy Boyz were considered in the "Big 9" that would appear on all PPVs. I expect Matt to take the U.S. belt. Jeff will lose.

Regal Vs. Umaga is the stuff of dreams. Jeff/Umaga will be okay, but I've seen Umaga pretty much squash him twice on free TV.

Regal, like Chavo, Zbyszko, etc. probably had the hair surgery.

Wouldn't UMAGA be the "most-recent Intercontinental champion", JR...

Lawler's should've dropped a "Kiss my ASS" when Booker asked him to "Kiss My Ring" for the second time. Booker has been a fan of Jerry's for many a years.

King Booker is a God.

Tonight on RAW I want to see: Maria look hot and Marella goad her into doing something slutty out of pity again. Sandman cane someone and pour beer on teenagers. Orton drill someone with an RKO. Lashley get more heat than Cena and do some sick suplexes on great bumpers like Kennedy. LonDrick get a win over Shelton and Haas again. A Barnyard Mafia Vs. LonDrick feud NOT thrown together for a PPV match in 6 days. Cody Rhodes bleed. Jillian Hall sing and show the chest off. Kennedy drill Crazy or Hardy with a Lambeau Leap.

Captain America vs. Beast Batman vs. Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) Silver Surfer vs. Moon Knight Hulk vs. Wolverine Kyle Rayner vs. Phoenix Spider-Man vs. Nightwing Thor vs. Lobo Black Panther vs. Daredevil Wonder Woman vs. Multiple Man vs. Archangel

Dusty Rhodes admits that he is in no shape to wrestle. And then he accepts. So basically he tells the fans the match will suck, then expects them to purchase it.

Lashley's moveset is sick abd I love this match. Fuck, I hope Lashley crushes Cena. Well done.

Jeff Hardy's like the most over guy ever.

The Raw that features a "Kiss Charlie on the Lips Match" just had to have Jeff Hardy main event.