UseTheSledgehammerUh

Oh big surprise TRIPLE H gets put over.

They need to have like...a 10 minute Cruiser match now. Or an important, storyline-building tag team division match. Let's see...

Edge can come out to the new worst music ever (closely defeating Orton) and STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF THE FANS...Creed style.

Chris Benoit doing the unthinkable to Edge? My God, a **** Edge match?

Slow-Motion Yelling!!!!!!! "TAHHHPPPPPPPP!!!" "TAHHHHHHPPPPP!!!!!" "I believe in stealing wives."

My God theyre getting us/the crowd interested in a match.

Batista blade job = 1/2 *

Question: What heel jobbers are left for a new, debuting FACE to squash?

Nova invented tattoos.

Batista's patella kneecap being worked on? What the fuck is wrong with JR?

30-minute time limit draw!!!

I always thought "RKO" was in tribute to the end of the move Orton stole from Mero's "TKO", which Mero stole from Dallas Page, who stole it from Bubba Dudley. Before you start an argument saying "DDP blah blash Johnny Ace Diamond Cutter!!"... I'm talking about the "TKO", not the "Diamond Cutter" or "Ace Crusher".

RKO = Randy Knock Out

Batista and Flair had a fight last week.

Dudley fans chant 3D.

Czech, fans of The Dudley Boys.

This match will span 6 commercial breaks.

Maven Vs. HHH tonight after Maven costs Batista the match.

Victory Road Summary: 1/2 2000 WCW + 1/2 1999 WCW

My birthday is at midnight. Hope Raw can deliver a memorable show before I go drinking.

Batista's gotta rail Orton?

Odds that Bischoff introduces Steve Austin as the "Special Enforcer" for the SS Main Event tonight...

I like the idea of starting Raw off with a big match. But damn these two guys can't work.

I have no idea who is going to win the main event Sunday. I like Batista and Gene Snitsky and Edge. I like Benoit and Jericho. So I guess 3-2, I go for the heel team. Am I right?

Ian Malcolm Bischoff.