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Fucking A, Yes, it's a "LAGUNA BEACH" angle.

Fuck CM Punk, Nitro, Cor Von, Burke, Benoit, and the actual talent. Let's push Tommy Dreamer, whose last good match was in 1997.

610 WIP basically KINDA sarcastically ran with "Vince actually IS dead and this is McMahon's ultimate final publicity stunt". If you had a brain, you could tell they weren't serious, but like 100 people called in with "NO VINCE IS NOT REALLY DEAD HE WUZ AT THE SMACKDOWN TAPINGS." "Vince isn't really dead. He was spotted at the Smackdown! tapings." "Did YOU see him?" "No, but lots of other people reported seeing him." "Lots of people report seeing Elvis alive. Do you believe he is alive, too?" "No..." Basically mocking the intelligence of pro wrestling fans for 2 hours.

Nunzio is the new "stereotypical ethnic jobber" of WWF/E who gets some token offense in.

It's Johnny Nitro, Tough Enough's only worthwhile contribution and Little...Nunzio? Ugh. And Joey calls him Nunzio like he's always been called that. This ECW still sucks.

610 WIP took hours of calls about Mr. McMahon this morning, one of the nation's top sports radio stations. Any pro wrestling talk is usually cut off immediately on that station, way taboo.

Sadly, Dreamer eating the barber shop liquid (barbecol?) and tobacco was the most over he's ever been in the WWE.

I miss Paul Heyman pimping "The Alliance's great friends Drowning Pool" at PPVs during the Invasion.

"if they gave him a BJ Whitmer type role" That would require: A) Dreamer to be able to bump hard. B) Dreamer to be in good cardiovascular shape. C) Dreamer to have a great look and D) Dreamer to be a fresh face who we get behind and realize has a big future within the company.

FYI, the "X ain't the symbol anymore.

I hope next week's Raw is called "Funeral For a Friend".

Couldn't they at least have Dreamer lose to someone remotely interesting like Miz or Nitro? Hell, I'd even take a Viscera spinning kick over Fertig. Kevin Thorn (what a great name!) is like WCW in 2000 trying to have their own Gangrel character.

Chubby extremists explode. Yawn.

I like how they did away with the "Do or DIE!" name after Vince's death.

HISTORY IS MADE! A match has one move. And they blew it.

Scott Armstrong isn't doing a good job as referee, just too slow to the count and oversells the shoulder check, taking away from the excitement of the pin. Benoit/Burke was a good match. ECW 2.0 "Year Two" has been enjoyable so far.

Phillies lead 6-5 into the top of the 9th, that lead is on life support. Good night for a win with the Mets getting their teeth kicked in and Braves, last time I checked, also losing.

How is Mesa 41 when he has a 31 year old daughter...

Oh God, they're really gonna bring in Jose Mesa, the worst relief pitcher in baseball, to try to stop Cleveland, the best team in baseball, from their comeback surging inning.

We have characters in Chikara who die all the time. I miss them, just like I miss Vince. R.I.P. It's pro wrestling. Stop whining, buncha Nancys.

Orton wins a main event match, Sandman appears, London & Kendrick get a big win, Stephanie McMahon returns, The Iron Sheik requests an interview show, Foley wrestles, and Regal tries to pick up Maria. It's an E-Fed.

I'd hit it.

And then JR backs up Lawler and is all "You're not mistaken! This IS their first time against each other!" :::recalls Booker owning Cena at "Champion of Champions Match", Cyber Sunday:::

I swear that Booker and Lashley main evented Smackdown like 5 weeks in a row last summer, and the KOTR finals.

LMAO at Booker and Lashley's FIRST EVER MATCH AGAINST EACH OTHER.