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Wow, how many times can JR say "Booker T" in 15 seconds?

I hope Vince comes back in a trenchcoat and bandages, ala Darkman, and interferes in random heels' matches.

CorVon has never been pinned or made to submit. I don't expect that to change anytime soon.

When can we expect The Iron Sheik's interview segments to begin? This has been a pretty decent Raw, BTW.

Benoit/CorVon at Vengeance.

Melina forgot to yell "HERE IT IS!"

Candice was supposed to throw Melina down on her back, by the hair (they repeated the spot afterwards). Instead, Candice just kinda ran into her and Melina audibled by delivering a sloppy flapjack-type move. Man, Melina just has no appeal. I mean, she's no dog, but she's not pretty enough to get heat for being a bitch (like Trish), and she's not a good enough wrestler to hold the title because of her talent (like Nakano). I don't get it.

The "Hometown Curse" continues on Raw. I love that finisher.

Candice comes back down to Earth with a big blown spot.

Jillian must be reviewing tapes of Candice's spinning back-hand so she breaks out the handspring elbow...

Candice Kobashi and Mickie James need to squash these two goofballs quick-like.

Oh man, Mickie/Jillian against each other. Awesome.

Melina and Nitro break up? Different touring schedules now.

I swear too that was J.J. Dillon. Kayfabe, Mr. Kennedy's success/clothes/look is what The Sandman would look like if he didn't start drinking.

In the limo: Linda McMahon here to talk? Bischoff here to gloat? ShaneOMac here to cry?

Bret Hart is in the limo and will lead the invasion of Canadian investigators.

HAHAHA to whoever said Umaga is losing to Foley. Foley doesn't need to look strong. He got a title shot out of pure luck and just happened to show up last week, so he accepted it. Umaga losing to Foley would be sickening, by pin/submission that is.

Who were the two chuckling guys passing a joint behind Vince?

Shawn's out for another 5 months, though, right?

Vengeance looks awesome, except for the MVP/Flair match and almost guaranteed shitty SD! tag title match.

Eddie Guerrero's WM 21 Pulp Fiction character lives!

OH GOD YES

I hated it at first but this "Berries and Cream" Starburst guy has me laughing out loud. It's so horrible that I love it.

That's one of my favorite "RAW" stills ever, it reminds me of the awesome "Blown Away" movie with Corey Haim, Nicole Eggert, and Corey Feldman where the rich tycoon dad's motorcycle gets planted with a bomb.

Cade & Murdoch are the real babyfaces here! Hardy with more unsportsmanlike actions.