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Remember last time when it took forever for Henry to get the cage door open...

Batista was a noted nightclub bouncer before wrestling. Noted because he was one of those "take on a guy with a knife/gun" bouncers, who luckily never got killed. WWE Magazine has covered his past and told some interesting stories of big-time fights.

The theme song and Jason/Freddy segments are great, too. Freddy: "Ha, ha...you wanna play some Dr. Jeckyl & Mr. Hyde?" Nerd: "N-nooooo!!!" That staircase level of Ghostbusters is just insane.

SOunds like an awful game. The next generation of the original "Tecmo Bowl".

That's what ya get for putting major titles on guys who always get hurt.

Khali will be this decade's Paul Wight and get better with every match until he gets fat.

"KHALI!" chant from the Khalidiots! Yes!

I hope Khali fucks Cena up with a big chop.

It's a good thing that camera man happened to be randomly filming the men's bathroom or Orton could be laying there forever! Thank God for small miracles.

All three of them are still in a coma?!?! Just ask them who the attacker was.

Remember the Greater Power discussion... Kevin Kelly: "There's rumors that it could be Mike Tyson! Jake Roberts! And one source claims that the Greater Power will be revealed tonight to be none other than Vince McMahon's brother - ROD MCMAHON!!!!"

They just CAN'T pull the trigger on the Khali/Cena match. Come on...

Candice Michelle channels Chikara with a gorgeous satellite headscissors.

I fully expect TNA to do a "main eventers knocked unconscious" anglethat leads to the return of Road Warrior Animal.

Khali killed Orton.

Everyone in that arena cheering represents the South.

This has been a pretty damn good Raw except for RVD's endless sleeper hold. Kennedy channels Roddy Piper with outdated lame jokes.

YES. YES. YES.

"I speculated it was Edge!" Lawler's a genius!

"Booking 101 says they should've waited longer for this turn. Have them win a few tag matches so they earn a Tag Title shot, and then do the turn in the big title match. And when it happens, you've gotta have Carlito just destroy him, and not have Flair immediately fight back and look like he got the upper hand." Come on, it's 60 year old man and a jobber. I see what you're saying. That'd work for Dustin Rhodes & Barry Windham. But Flair & Carlito would be lucky to get their blowoff match on PPV.

It's Khali. Too soon. Sigh.

KHALI IS FUCKING UP EVERYONE.

So let's say Carlito attacks Flair. Who cares? Why should Flair care about wasting time getting "back at" Carlito when even Flair (kayfabe) is saying, "Look, you kinda suck and never win." Flair could easily win the IC Title now. Feud with Carlito?

Edge/Orton was really good. RVD/Umaga was just horrendous. Shane/Vince backstage with the title was good. Cade & Murdoch on commentary was good. Hardy/Nitro was tremendous.

Pitchers duel so far in Atlanta...Lieber Vs. Hudson. Quick, Al name two active MLB players worse than Abraham Nunez. 0-0 Bottom 5.