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"(Punk and Booker can wrestle each other in a singles match on ECW)" I like that match, given Booker's recent knee strikes of awesomeness, and Punk's equally strike-heavy offense. But put it on Smackdown!, so JBL can once again give Punk a: "Welcome to Friday Night! Now go home!"

Orton's jaw may be broken from gently grazing against Hardy's shoulder.

Jericho is crying.

At WM 23, what are the odds on JR breaking out the CLASSIC WM line... "__________ just jerked Jeff off! The ladder!"

I've been a Khalidiot for 2 months now, and proud of it. He's hilarious in The Longest Yard, now on On Demand, BTW.

Hardy Vs. Orton will draw strong in the 14-22 San Fran. demographic.

Now Ashley can induct Lawler at Mania.

CHOP HER TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL, KHALI.

Kendrick is coming to the ring to confront Melina for the loss on Smackdown.

"Melina was trying for Candace's panties and exposed her head!" - Jim Ross New Announcing Career, (2007-?)

Melina's lookin' really good tonight, I like.

"OH MAH GAWD! BRA & PANTIES! THEY'RE GONNA GET IT ON!" - Jim Ross Announcing Career (1971-2007)

Anyone see those WWE.com pictures with Melina in body paint? Pretty hideous. I don't think Melina's that hot, but she usually looks good in those shoots. But the PAINT shoot, holy shit.

Man, not even Russo set up feuds on BLOGS.

DX v.1 invited Neidhart to join. He did. Chyna crotched him. They sent him packing.

And in 5 years WWE will inflate that number to over 81,000.

You Goldberg fans better give Rick Fuller and Public Enemy member Johnny Grunge their due.

McMahon wants to cut children!

Eugene was a heel last time on Raw. LOL @ the Barber Pole fascination.

"like DDP when he was being recruited by the NWO." Speaking of that, on 24, Jack Bauer's got fully taped ribs! It looks like a tube top there's so much tape.

Eugene can never wrestle as a "normal" wrestler unless he's masked. Imagine the outrage of parents with mentally handicapped children who will try to hit themselves with chairs and cure their mental handicaps.

I remember in 2004 when approx. 75% of us (myself included) thought Eugene would turn on Benoit at SummerSlam in a rematch against Triple H, cost Benoit the title, shave his head, and reveal himself as an actor paid by Evolution. Not quite the same as getting squashed by Jamal and head shaved by Vince.

Oh shit they're gonna shave Eugene bald.

Edge becomes the first three-time MITB qualifier.

Carlito's the Towelie of Raw, just the worst character ever.